John Roedel

Writer. Comedian. Mammal. New Poet. Old Dancer. Makes terrible first and third impressions. Fourth poetry collection “Upon Departure” is available on Amazon.

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@ChrisMarlowe You’ve been the voice since Hector was a pup! You will be missed. 🩷

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@ChristnNitemare

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The episode in Seinfeld where the group can’t remember where they parked and just wander around a parking garage the whole episode feels like the first version of The Backrooms.

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Hero work

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I saw it. Now you have to see it. His name is Samuel. And he…is a king.

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Everyone COPY this video, share it far and wide. Paramount Skydance billionaire baby David Ellison can’t handle that Stephen Colbert is getting millions of views . @Youtube we will cancel our subscription as we did when we dumped @paramountplus.

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@VicLombardi I’m so sorry. 🩷 what a life he led🕊️

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My current spiritual journey.

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@JeremyNicolls Nope

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@PetersenWill I mean, I’m not necessarily a big DA guy, but isn’t likely that most first year coaches get outcoached during their first playoff run.

I’m sure many coaches grow from their first to the second year. JJ Reddick is probably a better coach this year than he was year one.

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Every time we all unite together to dunk on Russell Brand the world heals a little.

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@MirinFader @katywinge @TheAthletic @TheAthleticNBA Wonderful 💜

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@VicLombardi @nuggets He woke up🥲

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@VicLombardi @nuggets Jokic is playing a little sleepy out there

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@20th_Centurygal Live in 1994. They had just released Throwing Copper.

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This means I don’t have to pay my taxes this year?

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لو كانت مجرة درب التبانة بنفس حجم أمريكا الشمالية بالضبط ستكون الشمس بهذا الحجم!!

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Today’s mantra.

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Rubio has got to be dying in that costume.

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@MsMelChen @redheadb3 This is the worst episode of Black Mirror ever.

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What do we want? Cheaper cost of living! When do we want it?!

2190!