Jokes & Memes

oldshool comedy, jokes, memes and sayings

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Dear LOL: thank you for being there when I have nothing else to say.

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I like school. I just hate the learning part.

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Not all goodbyes are sad. Example: Goodbye class.

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[F]irst [A]ttempt [I]n [L]earning

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At the gym doing sit ups, boy:
31... 32... 33... 34...
(hot girl walks by)
135... 136... 137...

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[H]alf [O]f [M]y [E]nergy [W]asted [O]n [R]andom [K]nowledge

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3 words, 8 letters - I got food

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Awkward moment when someone born in 1999 says:

I miss 90s

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Smart phone. Dumb battery.

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My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.

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Girl: Stop saying sorry all the time
Boy: Sorry

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Teachers before they draw something on the board: I'm not an artist

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When you are right: No one remembers.

When you are wrong: No one forgets.

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I wonder if the planet earth teases other planets for having no life.

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That awkward moment when you are at your friend's house and their parents start screaming at them.

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That awkward moment when you're nice and the cat is hissing.

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Writing "etc" on the test because you don't remember more examples.

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Dear teacher: If the bell does not dismiss me then the bell does not decide when I should be in class.

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Look at the keyboard. It has "U" and "I" together. Now look underneath that. It says "JK".

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Best moment to sleep:

5% - in the evening,
95% - in the morning.