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I think, therefore I am ♏️

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@EugeneLeeYang Or they sit on fridge to be turned into a shrine forever and ever.

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Can’t even sleep past 9am anymore.

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Sooooo I hid my dogs other toy in the closet for today and last night I guess he found it... 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

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‘Tis the season for Polaroid pictures 📸

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Not pictured - some toys that may or may not survive after opening on th 26th

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There yaaaa go bud, merry Xmas.. now don’t chew it up. 🐕💩

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Well I just spend over $100 @Petco for my dogs.... and $60 on my mom I guess I know who I love more.

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Gonna try something new..

[Cypress College @CypressCollege]

🔷 #wednesdaywisdom

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PArents, don’t give your child more than 5$ ever cuz let’s face, they’re either gonna lose it or spend it on someone else.

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This going to bed @ a decent hour so I can be up at the butt crack of dawn is really putting a damper on my week.

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Gotta love a day time, lesbian talk show host @TheEllenShow

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God bless who ever made this

[AMAYA @wilberamaya77]

Y’all gotta watch this lmao

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🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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I dare you to post one your drafts on twitter.

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Didn’t really think I had much going for myself until I went to @VictoriasSecret and found out I went up a cup size. #winningat27

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@Chreestaal1 WIPE YOUR TEARS AWAY BBYGURL & pour yourself some wine. 😉

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@vontovar Because they still sip on that haterorade

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Biggest achievement of 2018 is being able to French braid my own hair & not have to beg a friend to do it for me.