𝕵𝖔𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖓

A cat dad doing his best

[𝕵𝖔𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖓 @Jonathan_xix]

Update. I’ve been with Harley-Davidson for a little over a year now and I love it. Never would’ve thought I’d land here but hey if you need to buy/sell/trade your motorcycle in the DMV area I got you homie 🤘🏽

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

Love to see someone who knows what they’re doing

[𝕵𝖔𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖓 @Jonathan_xix]

The fuck does that mean

[astrology bot @hourIyhoroscope]

allow yourself to be peeled like an onion, leo.

[𝕵𝖔𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖓 @Jonathan_xix]

New guitar! Been wanting a 7 string for quite sometime and have unfortunately come to outgrow Vera. Introducing a new to me ESP LTD EC-407! Incredible feel, sets up and plays really well, monstrous tone. All that’s left it to name it

[𝕵𝖔𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖓 @Jonathan_xix]

This lady is about 30ish minutes from me. No surprise there’s flooding in her tunnel. We just had 2-3 straight days of rain, not to mention dc and some surrounding areas are built on top of what’s really swampland. Fuckin idiot

[𝕵𝖔𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖓 @Jonathan_xix]

HA

[astrology bot @hourIyhoroscope]

you are good enough, leo, no matter what your mind or surroundings might tell you.

[𝕵𝖔𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖓 @Jonathan_xix]

That Randy Orton confronting the bloodline segment?? Top tier, it feels fun again

[𝕵𝖔𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖓 @Jonathan_xix]

@Pezell56x 100/10 top tier piece 🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽

[𝕵𝖔𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖓 @Jonathan_xix]

@Pezell56x I just KNOW this is coming out clean 🤘🏽🤘🏽🤌🏽

[𝕵𝖔𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖓 @Jonathan_xix]

“You’re like a death metal Willy Wonka”
Favorite compliment(?) this year

[𝕵𝖔𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖓 @Jonathan_xix]

They way I jumped up when that music came on 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

[Wrestle Ops @WrestleOps]

🚨| FOR THE FIRST TIME IN OVER 550 DAYS RANDY ORTON IS FINALLY BACK IN WWE!

#SurvivorSeries

[𝕵𝖔𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖓 @Jonathan_xix]

I like it here 🏍️

[Rawb @rawbserver]

#WWEFastlane press conference but it's just Jey cracking up Cody

[yammi @sighyam]

here’s a random opinion I remember my granddad had and a fun story I tell almost everyone. 🧵🐵

to summarise, my grandfather thinks that more people should stand their ground and beat up monkeys…. yup

context: in the last half century my grandparents told us that they saw in real time the behavioural changes in monkeys in their area of Thailand.

how before monkeys used to be timid scaredy cats who will merely scream and charge at you as a test on their worst days (usually during the dry summer when food was scarce)

before tourism monkeys would learn that locals WILL whack them on the head, throw things at them and scare them away etc but now they test their luck bc tourists are easily intimidated.

this is why monkeys often attack tourists and they scout for backpacks/approach humans they think have food.

the reward is just way too high and the risk is low for them.

my grandad hypothesised decades ago that the solution isn’t to just stop giving them food (they are intelligent and will rob you)

he made a suggestion to his local council way back in the 80s for the government to deploy guards in tourist heavy areas whose job will be to scare and by extension control monkeys behaviour. call it human x monkey relations if you will

however, this “solution” might put tourists (especially children and the elderly) in more danger as over time the monkeys will be able to distinguish guards from regular tourists and go after the vulnerable groups.

so with that being said my fondest memory of my grandad was listening to his righteous and often comical stance on this super niche subject. I think he may have been autistic.

he would chuckle to himself while saying “you only need to punch them in the face once and they will be scared of you forever I promise”

when me and my brother were 2 and 6 my grandad took us to a national park to prove his theory.

We stopped in the middle of the road beside a large hill face. this exact area is famous for this one particularly massive troop of macaques.

there must’ve been 100 individuals there at least. it was the largest monkey troop I’d ever seen in my life.

my grandad got out of the car and walked up to a group of macaques with a bag of snacks filled with nuts and sweets.

almost immediately the standout largest male with fangs so long they looked like fingers approached him with aggression.

It was then I saw my little 76 year old grandfather punched an animal half his size in its face.

the monkey looked spooked and let out a huge screeched then fled into the dense forest as my grandfather turned around smiling proudly while 30+ onlooking tourists took photos.

My whole family was shook as the entire monkey troop fled and for the remainder of the trip non of the monkeys dared to approach our family and non were aggressive.

even when some individuals approached us for food (we were in our car) they would quickly run back into the dense forest at the sight of my grandfather.

For the rest of the trip my grandfather spoke proudly of his action and told everyone “see, I was right” and till this day I still die of laughter.

so if you get anything from this story it should be that monkeys are more scared of us than we are of them. if it comes down to it, you should probably punch one in the face.

[Durs @dariusspite]

this album took years to make. i truly believe this record to be timeless. metal with no sub genre. no skip aggression. thank you to everyone that has listened.

[𝕵𝖔𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖓 @Jonathan_xix]

Once upon a time in Mexico….

[𝕵𝖔𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖓 @Jonathan_xix]

Love to see this wonderful news on my TL 🥰 bleed out and rot 😘😘

[State of the Scene @SOTSPodcast]

Ian Watkins (ex-Lostprophets) has been brutally stabbed in prison and is currently in critical condition.

He is currently serving 35 years as a convicted child sex offender.

[𝕵𝖔𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖓 @Jonathan_xix]

Anyway the Forty-Eight I wanted is going to auction on Sunday so here’s to hoping another one rolls into the dealership soon 😅

[𝕵𝖔𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖓 @Jonathan_xix]

Hey now, you’re a hey now, get your hey now. Hey. Now.

[𝕵𝖔𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖓 @Jonathan_xix]

Worst part about working around motorcycles is constantly figuring out how to get one 😅