Jordan Atnip

Husband first. Child trapped in an obese adult’s body second. Twitter sensation is on the to-do list.

[Jordan Atnip @JordanAtnip]

@skitguys @FamilyCampMovie Skit guys reply? 🤯 Thanks for making my day. I’ve watched your stuff for years. God bless you funny people.

[Jordan Atnip @JordanAtnip]

This photo of @Nick_Offerman on @TheRock’s body has absolutely killed me 😂 😆

[Jordan Atnip @JordanAtnip]

Great having a win in #Smashville tonight! Jude’s first #Preds game (in the womb). Oh, in case we haven’t told you, we are having a boy. Jude Page Atnip.

[Jordan Atnip @JordanAtnip]

It’s 2021. Motion sensor hand dryers don’t work. We gave it a try. But it’s time to throw in the towel. Literally.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

This is the greatest Twitter thread ever

[Jordan Atnip @JordanAtnip]

If you don’t care about John Wick 4, feel free to unfollow me. All 92 of you.

[Bryan Alderman @BroBry93]

I LOVE my church.

[Jordan Atnip @JordanAtnip]

I can literally not think of one time I wasn’t willing to watch the Dark Knight or the Dark Knight Rises.

[Jordan Atnip @JordanAtnip]

@Tedashii @divers I’m smoking ribs today. Hope your brisket turned out great!

[Jordan Atnip @JordanAtnip]

@wilmesherrmusic That’s how I feel everyday.

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@cramsey80

[Baptist Press @BaptistPress]

🚨BREAKING🚨

The 2021 SBC Annual Meeting will move to the Music City Center in downtown Nashville June 15-16, the @SBCExecComm announced today (April 15).

https://t.co/0PXxcR8Rec

[Jordan Atnip @JordanAtnip]

@ChadPoe Depends on where you go. Here in Smithville, Domino’s is king.

[Jordan Atnip @JordanAtnip]

@girlhasnoname_x @headlikahole You’re awake though. And afraid.

[Jordan Atnip @JordanAtnip]

@joshhamricknet @ChadPoe Duuuuude. That guy is awesome. 😆

[Jordan Atnip @JordanAtnip]

@YouthPastrAnon Your comment got me

[Jordan Atnip @JordanAtnip]

Yo @altoids, how about you bring back mango sours? We will buy them. The whole world will buy them.

[Jordan Atnip @JordanAtnip]

Got to hang with my hero ⁦@crowdermusic⁩ 2 years ago. What a day.