Jordan Carlos

@EverythingTrash on @Freeform/@Hulu, @BlackMirror, One-time writer for Drew Barrymore Show, Divorce (HBO) & @FirstWivesClub on (BET+), Co-host of #ADULTING.

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Kudos to my wife for battling @NYCSchools uninspired reading curriculum which lacks parent input.

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Myq Kaplan's new special Rini [2025] just dropped! He's one of the good ones, y'all | FULL SPECIAL https://t.co/1QO3AjtnG7 via @YouTube

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@NotThatGroff This is a culture that has run out of ideas

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I actually met Charlie Kirk in 2015 at Politicon. We did not agree on a lot of things but we also had a good discussion. I believe ultimately his ideas should be fought with ideas, not bullets. This is disgusting.

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You: looking for a comedy show in BK tonight.

Me:

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@C43LOcDWUss58oc Or just something personal. We don’t know

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@Terror_Alarm This was in a Caribbean restaurant in the Black section of the neighborhood. Just to be clear

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My book on choreplay drops on Valentine’s Day. NGL this felt special https://t.co/JvIgajyDGR

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HUMPD!!! Sex and comedy and comedy and sex

8/20 @ 7 PM @SecondCity NYC. Tix: https://t.co/SEPFyOOnGj

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@NMalliotakis don’t vote for this bill. I live in your district and we both know a ton of your constituents will suffer. Do the right thing. You won’t get primaried

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@HelenM17813215 @GavinNewsom @JDVance But when Trump shitposts on Truth Social all day that’s fine? Got it

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HUMPD tomorrow Night! AWESOME LINEUP + our special guest is a trauma informed domme/witch! Tix below, fam!

https://t.co/qFhw3KsNPk

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@GavinNewsom Maybe by bootlicking she’ll finally get that federal disaster money Trump denied her…

[Christopher Walkin™ @Quadcarl]

@GavinNewsom The only reason for him to do that is if he is planning on doing something really bad. I’ve seen he’s also putting the fences up around the White House again.

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@PaulaC_mj1981 @GavinNewsom But if they were stroking the capitol somehow that would be fine, I guess. Make it make sense

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@tan_bruss @GavinNewsom That’s a lotta daddy issues in one tweet

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Second installation of HUMPD comedy is happening this coming Wednesday, 5/21 @ Sound Mind Center in DUMBO! 7 pm doors, 7:30 pm show, tix below! Ft. James Tom, Sureni Weerasekera, Liza Treyger, Olivia Levine and amy Northrup!

https://t.co/91L9TmFT52

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Tomorrow night is the first iteration of my new comedy show, HUMP, a standup + sex chit chat mashup. Show is at Sound Mind Center in DUMBO, 7 doors/ 7:30 show.
Tix here: https://t.co/Evbr9jJ2WP

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Bringing back my Level 1 Sitcom Writing class!

The class will run 10 weeks straight on Tuesdays from 7-9 pm EST, beginning Feb 4th. We will meet on Zoom, so feel free to apply from anywhere!

LINK TO APPLY: https://t.co/DdpoRIoIJ1

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DC! Headlining @bierbarondc TONIGHT at 7:30 pm! Tix below :)

https://t.co/mkMoSb13t5

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Tonight @punchlinecomedy in Atlanta!!

https://t.co/Tx2lnPt9un