Jordan Lazev

I tweet about the three major S’s: Survivor, Sports, and Several other random things I like

[Jordan Lazev @JordanLazev]

We had MSG south in Atlanta, MSG east in Philly, and now we got MSG midwest. Kinda unfair the Knicks have had 13 home games 😁

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Knicks fans waving bye as Cavs fans head for the exits down 16 with less than 2 minutes left in the fourth

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So glad we voted to watch Colby and Savannah play jenga #Survivor50

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MVP of the day goes to the morally conflicted @NHLJets social media admin #WinterOlympicGames #Olympics2026

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Did we just witness the greatest week of hockey of all time? Started with 5 consecutive overtime games and ended with 2 more OT games, 2 USA gold medals, and a Jack Hughes golden goal to win the Olympics for the first time in 46 years

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New #survivor49 drinking game where you take a shot every time someone says “strenuous”

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Well I guess they were screwed anyway. Still would’ve been smart tho. Cant believe Rizo actually pulled that off

[Jordan Lazev @JordanLazev]

Sophie & MC both need to vote for Jawan. If Sage & Jawan vote w/ Rizo they’re screwed anyway. But if they dont then they can force a tie and vote out Rizo in the revote. If Rizo plays idol then Jawan goes home. That is if Savannah doesnt vote and they dont know that #Survivor49

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If you include the jury vote off in Heroes vs Villains and her two exile trips in All Stars, Shonee has now been voted off SEVEN times in four seasons 😭😭😭 #SurvivorAU

[Jordan Lazev @JordanLazev]

Splitting his vote on Parvati could’ve won him the game right there too

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This is not the Shontent we came here for. Watching my fav #SurvivorAU player guarantee that he’s not going to win by voting out my other fav #SurvivorAU player just sucks. Parvati is going to be a phenomenal winner but watching Luke throw his game away really hurt my soul

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Did Sarah just use the Cao Boi method to make fire!?!? #SurvivorAU

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Greatest single frame in any #SurvivorAU intro ever and its not even close

[Jordan Lazev @JordanLazev]

Releasing the episode with choreography and merriment on the first day of March Madness was so perfect #severence

[Jordan Lazev @JordanLazev]

Has anyone this season actually made a single “smart move”? Between everyone giving away all the info they have, becoming giant targets in various ways, and flipping so they’d be in the minority, not one episode has been dictated by smart gameplay (and its amazing!) #SurvivorAU

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Team USA losing and Carolyn going home in #TheTraitorsUS in the same night?!? I think I might cry

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All those Giants fans saying for years that Eli was a first ballot Hall of Famer 🤣

[Jordan Lazev @JordanLazev]

Andy’s game started by blowing up his own game and ended with blowing up his own game #Survivor47

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And just like that the Andy winners edit is back on!!! #Survivor47

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@ShannonGaitz Meanwhile in America

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For someone who hates quitters Q has now tried to quit unsuccessfully twice #Survivor