Jordan Schriver

Soft scientist, Assistant Professor of Psychology at Crandall University

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How long into daylight savings before you STOP reminding yourself that 8:00AM today would have been 7:00AM last week, and START gaslighting yourself into believing 8:00AM was always this early, and you are just weak?

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"I need to watch all of the good shows on Netflix before I lose access to my parents' account" is not AS GOOD as a doctor's note, but certainly worth something.

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@thetimber @DanRCoop Could he also run a gift shop where he sells Castrating Castor Caster Coasters?

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I was an undergrad when Avatar came out, and we asked our sociology prof. one day if he had seen it. He said no, because it was all just bright flashing lights and colours and that wasn't appealing to him because he wasn't seven, and that is how I ended up majoring in psych.

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They tore down my childhood @pizzahut yesterday - November is off to a fun start.

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I'm delighting today in not being "well read" in classic literature, because it means I get to spend the rest of my life working through these amazing stories, for the first time, at my own pace. Just got through "The Murders at the Rue Morgue" today - that story was bananas.

[Tessa Davis @TessaRDavis]

More than 25 million people use Google Docs.

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Here are 11 Google Docs tips that'll save you 100s of hours of your life:

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@smallhistory Ugh, Tuesdays.

[Keith Grant @keithsgrant.bsky.social @keithsgrant]

Bonne Fête Nationale d'Acadie! / Happy National Acadian Day! Check out some #Acadian history @earlycanada: https://t.co/abB9upAk8v #VastEarlyAmerica #CdnHist

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Shout-out to the BEES for one of the most successful rebrands in natural history, from "dangerous stinging insect to be feared" to " fuzzy little life-givers who must be preserved at all costs".

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I am old enough to have vivid memories about how the world was different when I was in undergrad, young enough to know that most current undergrads will not find those memories interesting, and self-involved enough to share them anyway.

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I'm using an R package titled {clubSandwich}. Not {clubsandwich} or {ClubSandwich} or even {Clubsandwich}. And yes, R is AGGRESSIVELY case sensitive.

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Google Docs is used by 1.8+ billion people worldwide.

The recent updates are perfection.

11 g-docs features so good, you'll kick yourself if you didn't know:

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I've never recited an ancient incantation to summon awful and powerful forces to do my bidding, but I AM using R Studio for my dissertation analyses.

[An Post Malone @CianClarke1]

There are no vegan men, just..

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I just had to explain what a "TV channel" is to my 7YO.

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@isaacsoon2 If someone plays more than 5 cards a turn, they need to roll a 10-sided die for each card, and if they get lower than 5 the card doesn't count.

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Imagine a trading card game, where all of the cards are university courses, and the objective is to be the first one to earn 60 credit hours while meeting all of their language/general elective/specific elective requirements #endofsemesterthoughts

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For example...

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I just got the "kids or grandkids" question while buying Easter treats at Superstore. I think I need to go have a nap.