Jordan Voskamp

✝️🇨🇦33,Canadian, Veteran, Gamer, Foodie. Meta Irony Enjoyer. Aspiring Cyber Terrorist. please don't take me seriously (I don't) I prefer soup for breakfast.

[Jordan Voskamp @JordanVoskamp]

In 2011 when Alex Jones said “I mean, kids, Magellan is a lot cooler than Justin Bieber!" I was like "True".

But after the Diddy stuff I find myself curious as to how many black men raped and molested Magellan.

[Jordan Voskamp @JordanVoskamp]

@AbraxasVGC They made 3 sword pokemon and none of them learn sharpen

[Jordan Voskamp @JordanVoskamp]

@NoodleVEVO Stalker gamma let's you import music, I think you could add it to the mainline games with mods too but it's been so long I might be misremembering.

[Jordan Voskamp @JordanVoskamp]

@DualTubeNV @nikgeneburn The new black exfil helmet cover spawns in green military crates.

[Jordan Voskamp @JordanVoskamp]

@SilviVtuber Sometimes Raunchy Ronnie's, often Mcdicks.

[Jordan Voskamp @JordanVoskamp]

@turbomander No, my bedroom is not a "pigsty" it's "overflowing with ambient storytelling"

It's like BlightTown, you wouldn't understand.

[turbomander @turbomander]

okay so first of all it’s not “premature ejaculation” its called emergent gameplay and you should really appreciate that your agency as a player was rewarded dynamically in a way that ensures no two experiences are ever exactly alike

[Jordan Voskamp @JordanVoskamp]

@fleshsimulator Jeru2alem

[Fandom Pulse @fandompulse]

Doom and Age of Empires creator Sandy Petersen blasts Amazon over their handling of Stargate:

"1) get handed a massively popular IP that spans 17 years of successful shows."

"2) realize it has millions of loyal fans, desperate for more. They are now in their 40s and 50s, flush with money. Eager to teach their kids & grandkids about Stargate."

"3) you could start with this. You are already three steps up the ladder to huge success. The fans will evangelize it, if you don't wreck the IP. Don't believe it? Look how the fans evangelized Battlestar Galactica after its 30 year hiatus. And the initial Dr Who reboot after 15 years."

"4) cancel the project because you want a "new take" that will eliminate all the loyal fans and turn them into bitter enemies."

"It's like an ancient Greek play about hubris."

Why are corporate execs like this?

[Moongazer @joeybeastmarket]

If you are interacting with Hunter Biden on Twitter in any way other than to tell him you look forward to attending his military tribunal you aren’t a human being

[Jordan Voskamp @JordanVoskamp]

@DocStrangelove2 Domontovitch said it should be fixed now (apparently if you got any twitch drops last week you'll get to claim them again)

[Jordan Voskamp @JordanVoskamp]

@hthieblot Weeblsstuff and https://t.co/UsvLM3FtYw

[Jordan Voskamp @JordanVoskamp]

@ShamashAran As long as they were defrosted properly and didn't smell foul once defrosted you're in the clear.

[Jordan Voskamp @JordanVoskamp]

@UnrealEngine Tactical rpg's

[JP Sears @AwakenWithJP]

@marklevinshow Translation: It's better if people don't know the truth about your cause.

[Jordan Voskamp @JordanVoskamp]

@AbLE_CF @StSleazyVT @m9w_stuff @C_Tuation Someone wrote vedal+neuro+evil inside a heart , and some unsavory vandals turned the u in neuro into a g 😤

[Jordan Voskamp @JordanVoskamp]

@domontovich Any plans to fix the exercise minigame?

[Jordan Voskamp @JordanVoskamp]

@infolibnews @MelisseMoehlig Mark is a bloodthirsty dog

[Jordan Voskamp @JordanVoskamp]

@ViralVideos It's pineapple, not watermelon. Are you daft?

[Jordan Voskamp @JordanVoskamp]

@PokeDailyPost Politoad

[Jordan Voskamp @JordanVoskamp]

We have air conditioning in Canada

[Nami 💙🤍 @SteelCityDog_]

"Just buy air conditioners" my brother in Christ we are on the same latitude as Canada and we build our houses to keep heat in because we're a colder country.