Why don't Aldi create a caterpillar cake and put it in full bondage gear. Then use the tag line "This isn't just any caterpillar cake, this is an S&M caterpillar cake". 🐛 🎂 🤿
"Some people used to sneer at wind power... and say it wouldn't pull the skin off a rice pudding," says Boris Johnson, who used to sneer at wind power, and say it wouldn't pull the skin off a rice pudding.
60 out of 61 towns picked by Cabinet Minister for financial support were Conservative with average majority 3000 or Conservative targets. Included his own seat.
I don't want to just criticise, so here are a few realistic suggestions I think could help.
- Regular reviews of restrictions, not 6 months from the start
- Weekly press conferences led by PM
- Start a huge PR campaign to encourage people to seek medical help when they need it
"Come on, tell us!"
Ed Miliband challenges Boris Johnson to stand up in the Commons and prove him wrong about the Internal Market bill - the PM declined.