Josh Noble

Senior Wealth Advisor @ServusCU. Dad X4. Husband X1.

[Josh Noble @josh__noble]

Donnie, speaking to his babysitter: what were you like as a kid
Babysitter: *describes how she was a kind, quiet, sensitive kid*
Donnie: "If we were both kids, I would have bullied you"

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Donnie: Dad, Mom is the main one who does work at home, but sometimes you are home and I like it because then we can play bears.

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Pastor: Are you missing school with the strike?
Donnie: I'm living my best life.

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Vicki: and what was you least favorite part of the day?
Donovan: when they didn't have any Fentanyl left at church.
Vicki: Fentanyl?
Donovan: Yeah.
Vicki: Do you mean Fanta?
Donovan: Yeah, that.

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Me: Elliot, you wanna come out for a bike ride?
Elliot: Nah, I'm going to listen to my Shakespeare tape.

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Me: I saw a bunch of puppies on my run today.
Donnie: Oh! One of those dogs might be my nemesis. I have a nemesis who is a dog.

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Donnie, as the hockey game is about to start:
"Guys did you know goalies aren't actually fat people, they are just wearing a lot of gear"

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Donnie, after first soccer practice: I met a new kid today. We just accidentally became friends.

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Sam, whispering something under his breath.
Me: what is it buddy?
Sam, in a whisper: I'm cool.

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Donnie: I like you until I have to go to sleep.

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Elliot: mom I need to you to turn this yogurt container into a drum. I have a band at school.
Vicki: and you play the drum?
Elliot: we all play the drum.

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Donovan (4 years old), talking to his friend's Mom: Does Mal have any other brothers or sisters?
Mom: No, it's just him right now.
Donovan: Oh, like the one child policy in China.

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Quack-tastic birthday.

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We just put the kids to bed. Why are fireworks starting at 9PM on a Monday?

[Unity Credit Union @UnitySkCU]

So, we did a thing… We wrote a children's book!

"Where should I keep my honey? is about a confused bee trying to decide where to keep her honey. This short book for young and learning readers (ages 4-8) is about overcoming problems using cooperation."

https://t.co/PfHlRKfyqL

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@FladLyndon Thanks so much Lyndon! 😀

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I recently completed my Chartered Investment Manager Designation. This marker on my journey is a moment for gratefulness for all those who have supported me in my professional journey!

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@LewisHKelly You are doing yeoman's work.

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Donovan: I used to have nightmares...now I have daymares

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Donovan, walks into the room: "Simon says throw your hands in the air like you just don't care"