Josh Davis

I'm new to this. I'm just a simple person!

[Josh Davis @JrockDavis]

#itsajeepthing #alligottasay cruisin on my free time.

[Condescending Wonka @OhWonka]

Every day I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesterday. Yesterday you were pretty fucking annoying.

[Dan Smith @dansmithism]

Attn Craigslist sellers. Just because something is 20 years old and wooden, it doesn't mean its an antique.

[Josh Davis @JrockDavis]

@jordynnicolle it rhymes so it's grown up duh!

[Josh Davis @JrockDavis]

You know you keep your hopes up high and your head down low!

[The ILLUMINATI @TheIlluminati]

Every day is not a crisis. If it is, you need to make big changes.

[Josh Davis @JrockDavis]

@xtweetelsx Be a gentleman and make sure she has enough tp

[Dwayne Johnson @TheRock]

Yesterday's gone. Today is all that matters. Let's roll.. #FinishStrongFriday

[Josh Davis @JrockDavis]

Getting over obsessed with other peoples troubles #icaretoomuch

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

The public bathrooms for women are known to contain about twice the amount of bacteria found in men's public bathrooms!

[The ILLUMINATI @TheIlluminati]

Many of you would seem much more intelligent if you'd just stay completely silent.

[Josh Davis @JrockDavis]

@jordynnicolle that sounds like an awesome family holiday!

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

To enhance the flavour of cigarettes, a chemical (Urea) found commonly in humans piss is added to them!

[Dwayne Johnson @TheRock]

Helluva training session here in the UK. Heavy chest/calves - handled & done. FAST 6 starts shooting in 2 days.. #BringIt

[The ILLUMINATI @TheIlluminati]

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