Schlatt

businessman

[Schlatt @jschlatt]

@Gymshark I like men

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@objectfetishist This ruined my day thanks

[Schlatt & Co. @schlatt]

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[Schlatt & Co. @schlatt]

Out of sheer boredom, I will be doing a LIVE SHOW this June in New York City. It will be the only one I ever do. There will be a special guest. Tickets will go on sale this Tuesday. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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@marissaaat15 @Quackity You wanted to chew on the Beads?

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@Quackity Good Game

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Am I comically large or are you comically small

[arcsi |COMMISSIONS OPEN!| @arcsi0]

update wtf

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@RubberNinja Give it to me thank you

[Schlatt @jschlatt]

@ironmouse @CDawgVA Yeah no.

[Schlatt @jschlatt]

@TedNivison

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Bro took the unlimited bacon

[Schlatt @jschlatt]

@glitch_prod

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@M1das_OW2 Don't talk to me

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@isaacwhom It's Okay To Be A Mets Fan. #LGM

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@Mets Hi Mets

[Schlatt @jschlatt]

I'm tired of living a lie.

I've been a @Mets fan my whole life. I only ever wore the Yankee for brand recognition. Starting today, I completely disavow the Yankees organization and choose to live proudly as a Mets fan.

[Schlatt @jschlatt]

@Quackity @Mets DID YOU KNOW: A soldier once asked Eminem for his signature, Eminem replied with “Sure, if I can have Yours”

[Schlatt @jschlatt]

@MrAustinShow @Mets Thanks man. I feel so much better.

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@CDawgVA @Mets 14 more years of Juan Soto 🐐

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@Michaelmcchill @Mets Suck my cock.