Judah Friedlander

90 minute livestream stand-up show on zoom New Year's Eve. Baltimore 1/2&3. 1/11 Lancaster, PA. Tickets

[Judah Friedlander @JudahWorldChamp]

We live in an oligarchy, but with the humidity, it feels like a dictatorship.

[Judah Friedlander @JudahWorldChamp]

How come World Cup pundits haven’t mentioned that the team should has had an extra day of rest has won every World Cup since 2002? This year, Spain has an extra day of rest.

[Judah Friedlander @JudahWorldChamp]

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Air pollution readings from last night in nyc - outside & inside. DIY air purifier merv13/boxfan/duct tape & carbon filters or store bought Hepa filter air purifiers help a lot. Health officials & gov suggesting just “stay inside” is negligence.

[Judah Friedlander @JudahWorldChamp]

And there it is: the first commercial break of any World Cup ever. Water breaks are commercial breaks. And a ploy to give teams not used to heat & humidity (mostly Europe) some help.

[Nima Tavallaey Roodsari @NimaTavRood]

So far at the 2026 FIFA Epstein Cup before a ball kicked:
- Senegal & Uzbekistan squads treated like criminals upon arrival given full cavity searches;
- Africa’s best referee sent back to Somalia despite having a diplomatic passport;
- Iraq team photographer sent back despite valid visa;
- AIPS (international sport journalist association) calling on FIFA to sort out unacceptable visa issues of African & Iranian journalists;
- 90% of Moroccan fans with tickets denied entry
- 14 members of Iran backroom staff denied visas

Not a word from Gianni ”today I feel black/gay/disabled etc” Infantino.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Big up, Uncle Ian Wright for speaking up, and he's 100% correct.

Look how Qatar got dragged when they were hosting the World Cup.

[Judah Friedlander @JudahWorldChamp]

Two-state solution?
New stand-up comedy clip. https://t.co/BKcOnudNDn

[Judah Friedlander @JudahWorldChamp]

New stand-up clip: ICE recruitment commercial.
https://t.co/kCGO6jjP03

[Judah Friedlander @JudahWorldChamp]

What’s the most important country? #crowdwork #standupcomedy #comedy #jokes #satire https://t.co/4KrsZ4Qucx

[Joseph Allen @j_g_allen]

Bhattacharya: “transmission requires close contact”

Prior hantavirus outbreak investigation:

Patient 1 --> Patient 4
"did not have any physical contact and simply said “hello” to each other as they crossed paths"

Patient 1 --> Patients 3 & 6
"seated at different tables and spatially separated by 1–2 m

Patient 2 --> Patient 11
"No direct or close contact between the two patients was reported."

Patient 8 --> Patient 28
"Patient 8 shared a room with Patient 28 and her relative. Patient 28 and Patient 8 did were not in close contact."

[Judah Friedlander @JudahWorldChamp]

New #crowdwork #standupcomedy #comedy #satire clip #teacher https://t.co/M6iIq8rmqx

[Judah Friedlander @JudahWorldChamp]

New #crowdwork #standupcomedy clip #dc
https://t.co/kaTtOEpBZi

[Judah Friedlander @JudahWorldChamp]

save the #nationalparks
https://t.co/SuArjoFKXn

[Judah Friedlander @JudahWorldChamp]

new old stand-up 70 second clip on the term "person of color" from 9 years ago https://t.co/PEZpuyZRXA

more tour dates announced soon. email list on my website.

[ᴘᴏᴛᴀᴛᴜᴍ @pot8um]

disabled people have been doing your job for the past 6 years. y'all have done nothing to educate the public on mask efficacy, different types of respirators, how to read CO2 monitors, how airborne spread works...

we're better at your job than you which is an indictment of YOU.

[Nima Shirazi @WideAsleepNima]

It's been my honor to have worked alongside Adam to create @CitationsPod for nearly a decade.

He is endlessly curious, blisteringly brilliant, infuriatingly principled & bladder-bustingly hilarious.

His book is incredible, enraging & essential.

Really proud of this kid today.

[Judah Friedlander @JudahWorldChamp]

New stand-up clip posted. 3 variations of a bit I’ve done over the past 7 years satirizing usa’s criminal foreign policy. https://t.co/ca60YsGI5H

[Judah Friedlander @JudahWorldChamp]

#usmnt the “cooling break” is the worst thing to usa soccer has done since nasl & misl would cut to commercials during the games.

[Judah Friedlander @JudahWorldChamp]

New #standupcomedy clip #NoWar #NoWarWithIran #NoWarOnIran https://t.co/wikJ4nzFaD

[Judah Friedlander @JudahWorldChamp]

New stand-up clip. #presidentsday #standupcomedy #satire #jokes #comedy https://t.co/QKxzobiRxo