Judith Pudden

Information Analyst, Artist, Spinster Aunt. I find stuff, file stuff, & make stuff.

[Judith Pudden @judithpudden]

@anne_theriault 13? 13??!!

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@perecotito @annalisa_nicole @ask_aubry To afford a house in Toronto, where I live, you need an income of $200,000

[Judith Pudden @judithpudden]

@ask_aubry Is he bragging about his income, or complaining

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@anne_theriault I feel like these clams are just delighted to be there. I think I finally understand ‘happy as a clam’ because these clams are clearly very happy

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@paulisci I think it would be cool if rich people had a standing policy of handing out fruit to children who come knocking on the door every day.

When your net worth climbs over $100 million you're obligated to pick a distinctive fruit or vegetable and keep a bin by the coat rack.

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@anne_theriault The threat was that you *wouldn’t* get him a pope stuffy, right?

[Judith Pudden @judithpudden]

@notbeforenoon @anne_theriault Well, I do crave a cat* and am incredibly allergic to them.
*As a pet, not to eat. Just to be clear. I have no idea if my cat allergy also applies to eating them

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@Joannechocolat As soon as it’s available on Kobo in Canada!

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@ask_aubry Is that a dog leash hanging on the wall? Are there dorms that allow dogs?

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@anne_theriault Donc!

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@StreetAlleyCat @ask_aubry I’m really hoping there is a further update that she has scheduled an abortion, because being tied to that man and his family for the next 18+ years is a profoundly bad idea.

[Judith Pudden @judithpudden]

@reportbywilson But have you ever tried a Pacific Rose?

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@darrenhayman Zucchini bread/zucchini muffins. Like banana bread, but different

[Judith Pudden @judithpudden]

@BriarLori @Autumn__Fox @_localmenance She’s past disingenuous and into outright lies. I think I’m gonna believe the doctor who was formally tasked with investigating her death. https://t.co/wh3jc88YZT

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@darrenhayman When will they be in your shop?

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@darrenhayman @Allegiant There’s a Jon Pudden in Kansas who was always giving out my email. I got his receipts for buying bullets and rifle scopes and shrubbery. And notices from Veterans Affairs.

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@Nicole__Meiner @ask_aubry Is that what it means? I was thinking he didn’t like lady pilots. Or angels. Or photos taken in the middle of doing the chicken dance.

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@darrenhayman Your little buckle shoes!

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@nearyd @erichoke @IanColdwater The average price of a condo where I live is over $725,000. A 20% downpayment is $145,000. And yes, I have to live here, because it’s where my job is.

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@aliversluis And also this passage that made me snicker: “countless “circle times” in which introverts who probably chose the profession because of their passion for Victorian literature are forced to perform “The Bear Went over the Mountain” to rooms full of rioting toddlers.”