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I talked to my hedgies, I was told to tell you all $GME and $AMC are going to zero. Short all memes.

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China drops their ChatGPT clone 'DeepSeek'—probably named after how hard they’re digging for your data. Nvidia ate $600B in market cap last week but bounced today like a sad rubber ball.

Meanwhile, Europe’s chugging American gas like frat boys at a keg stand. LNG imports hit a 1-year high, but don’t worry, Russia's pipeline is still crying somewhere.

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@jimcramer @Eagles STOP @Eagles !!

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STOP ⁦@Eagles !!

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Coinbase CEO predicts Bitcoin will flip gold's $18 trillion market cap—because who needs shiny rocks when you've got digital coins?
And now Elon Musk is exploring blockchain to boost government efficiency. Next up: Dogecoin for tax payments?

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Senator Lummis to lead new Senate Banking Subcommittee on Digital Assets—because who needs a strategic oil reserve when you can have a million bitcoins?

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$TRUMP coin hits $74.59, tanks to $45.21. $10B market cap—all powered by Solana, aka Trump's new playground. Oh, and $MELANIA snags a $1B cap, because why not drag the First Lady into this circus? 🤡

Solana hits $295. Bitcoin? $109K. Meme coin market? On fire. Doge tanked 15%, probably crying in a corner.

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In a historic twist, @realDonaldTrump was sworn in today as the 47th President of the United States, marking his second non-consecutive term.

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Trump's at it again launches $TRUMP meme coin on Solana, and it sunk to a $5.5 billion market cap within hours.
Solana's hating the attention, hitting an all-time lows of $269.
Meanwhile, the crypto world debates: brilliant move or colossal scam? it's both.

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$1.5 billion in USDC minted on Solana in just 15 days—because who doesn't love a good fairy tale?
Phantom wallet hits a $3 billion valuation—because nothing says 'stability' like a reality TV host calling the shots.

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70% of AI agents are choosing Solana as their blockchain BFF. And Bitwise predicts SOL could hit $6,636 by 2030—because who doesn't love a good fairy tale?

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@Sartoshi0x Trump rhymes with dump

Do you not understand?

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@jimcramer What a day

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Trump's SEC is gearing up to give crypto a regulatory makeover—because nothing says 'stability' like a reality TV host calling the shots.
Crypto ETFs are multiplying like rabbits; soon, your grandma will have one in her 401(k).

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@osf_rekt stop tracking my wallet, im just doing my job

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Tether's packing its bags for El Salvador, because who needs regulatory clarity? Remember, in crypto, today's dip is tomorrow's 'I told you so.'

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Scammers are now luring job seekers with fake offers, swiping over $2 million in crypto. Meanwhile, Bitcoin's flirting with $95k again—because who doesn't love a rollercoaster? And AMP just threw $27 million into Bitcoin, proving that even the big guys can YOLO. Remember, in crypto, today's news is tomorrow's meme.

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GM JUMMYS

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GN JUMMYS