goodluck junathan

A great girl, a very normal human girl.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"you can't control your kids in public"

how my mom controlled me in public:

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

This caption is smoking me lmfao

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

In case you ever thought they had smooth skin

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

"I'm going to take advantage of the afternoon to organize my wardrobe"

I folded two blouses:

[Wambo @BoboWamboiKuria]

Watu wa Kitengela wanakuaga wamechoka na Ruto kuliko other kenyans. Swearing in ceremony of our next president should be done in Kitengela, their consistency is admirable.

[Tiarahoonie @Tiaraoon]

Incase you didn't know just dial *100*100# . It might save you someday.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

@Fantah_Baridi Hii ni genz , millinial wako na suti incase wapate matatu.

[i need $20 @ehjovan]

changed my diet recently to be healthier and been farting in ways i thought only cows could

[Stunnar @ambrooky__]

"Leo ni wewe solo hujaingia job bro"

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Millinials would rather walk from thika ,than miss a single day of work.

[Boob Jobs, Founder and CEO @cool_hot_woman]

I fucking knew it was going to be an ornithologist or a crazy birder. Landfills are peak birdwatching because they provide birds with a reliable source of food. the only people who would get off a cruise ship and say "let's go the the landfill" are avid, insane bird lovers.

[goodluck junathan @junewangari]

@Safaricom_Care please see DM

[Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪 @salimishmael_]

I had a patient who came in with vomiting and lethargy, asked her all questions relating to it. I asked her about her last menstrual period.
"last week doc"

She swore she has been celibate for 2 years.

Pregnancy Test Positive. She just laughed 😂😂

[Sivori @sivori]

I’m a big believer in making my kids wait. When we go get haircuts I sometimes bring all four even if only two are getting haircuts. 1. because I want to help my wife have some alone time and 2. I want them all to learn how to wait patiently. They’ll sit there without books or screens and rawdog 15-30 minutes. Important to get accustomed to being alone with your thoughts.

[goodluck junathan @junewangari]

if i go to bed, it's me accepting that tomorrow is back to work.

[monka @MsMacharia]

Kenyan celebs are not believing they've spent years staring at people at the mall until they get recognized 🤭

[Eza Hazami - ハザミ。エザ @ezash]

Being in your 30s is such a fun phase, you know

One day you feel energized all day long after doing something

The next day you wake up questioning your purpose in life, why you’re even still here, and all that existential stuff

[grovy @grovymango]

Being 27 years old is older than being 32 years old

[⇞MN⇟ @Muokiiii]

Mama akizima internet katikati ya stream mtasema nini?