Simple Lady

Lefty and left wing. User of words. Observer of heinous fuckery.
#CynicalOptimist
#LonelyBibliophile
#VoicelessArtist

[Simple Lady @justasimplelady]

@Sabeenahmad1 Hi, I'm beefaroni.

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@GeorgeTakei I think he thinks if he pardons them from getting charges brought against them for their activities they will be so grateful they won't testify.
#HeDidntThinkThatOneThrough

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I've always known Kirk Cameron wasn't the sharpest spoon in the goodwill utensil tray.

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Hey Trump, can I get a pardon from crippling medical debt, the threat of homelessness due to pandemic restrictions with the lack of aid, and $200 of a student loan they are threatening me daily over?
#CauseThatWouldBeGreat

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@BetteMidler

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@EliteJuJu The Steelers are my team no matter how badly they suck at times. My heart belongs to STEELERS! I know we'll turn it around!

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That moment you realize even Pat Robinson can tell that Trump is completely batshit crazy.
#StartPackingDonDon

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@ianaIexander Blessed Yule, you fantastic inhabitant of our planet!

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Blessed Yule, and Happy Solstice to all ❤️🌲🌠

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@Tamachick

[Simple Lady @justasimplelady]

I BELIEVE THERE'S GOOD IN EVERYBODY.
I believe everyone can be intelligent.
My beliefs have been utterly shattered.
Trump defies the odds in idiocy and corruption.
I didn't think anyone in the universe could possibly be that incredibly dense.
#IWasWrong

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Reading posts from avid Trump supporters really makes me aware of how many politicians and influencers are suffering from denialism.
It seems as if this is truly the beginning of the Second American Civil War. Republicans are demanding to take the country.
#WhatTheActualFuck

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@BrianLynch @ed_solomon Could both of you keep it down, I'm trying to masturbate over here and your dual monologuing is killing the mood.
By the way, one of you has a leaking faucet.

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Hello covid you fucking bastard.

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@thetribeseries Happy birthday to both of you handsome devils!

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Tis the season.. check on your friends and loved ones, with as horrible as this year has been so far, all the people who feel worse around Christmas are going to need as much help as they can get.
Support your friends and loved ones.
#SaveALife
#SuicideAwareness

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@Kica333 "Please pick something really cheap."

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I was listening to some guy on the bus ranting and raving about how wonderful Trump is, and everyone was agreeing with him. I then had a very violent and sudden sneezing attack. It was bad enough that everyone moved away from me quickly.
Turns out I am allergic to idiots.

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@Carmen_Loup @TheAuthorGuy I think he is one author that has never once written a bad book.
Every single thing that he has written is extraordinary.
#ShakespeareForSquirrels is definitely a must have!