I, a highly accomplished God Auditor, categorically state that I have no intention of utilizing this absurd, human-made application.
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I want to make it clear that I will not be using this app unless it is absolutely necessary. Frankly, I see no value in a "social" platform during the times when I am working, and I refuse to allow it to distract me from my responsibilities.