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The glasses aren't prescription... the mustache, is... ®©

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You all need a hug.

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Why do you keep cheese in a castle? Because it will keep.

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Ever notice how calm you are when your phone is charging?

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I remember when the internet was a happy place to watch cat videos.

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What is that? - They call it... the sky. #touchgrass

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Making Teriyaki shrimps. Shrimpeses? Shrimp. Yeah those.

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Well, well, well well well.

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If I roll up sliced bread is it a wrap or a sandwich?
Like, what is the line that defines our bread covered meals?

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Remember posting for fun?

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Feeling X-e.

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I'm going to the store. Do you want anything?

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This tweet is unskippable.

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Hey Twitter, why the nervous "What is happening!?"
Why not, a calmer "What is happening?"
Or, "What haps?"
Maybe even a, "What it do?"

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~drops to one knee~
Will you...
"yes?"
...carry me?

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That baker has been loafing around.

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Hey, psst, Twitter. Got any snacks?

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Welcome to my cloud computing, blockchain, vr, ai, social app.
~ what does it do?
I don't know.

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I love you.
~I love you too.
Ok, now what?
~I DON'T KNOW!!

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Fact: Never trust free lemonade.

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Going to the gym. Working on these drumsticks.