I’m a big believer in coincidences. Like that time I wasn’t going to be an MP, then a crypto billionaire gave me £5 million and by total coincidence I decided to become an MP who passionately supports tax breaks for crypto billionaires.
@contwirion You’ll have to give yourself a ‘flock of seagulls’ quiff to cover it up, or you could opt for the Gabrielle eye patch with added crystals for some one eyed chic!
@richardpbacon Right wing press is in overdrive to try and convince the UK populus that war is good, 92% of us don’t agree but you’d never know that if you only read the Daily Mail etc.
@contwirion But she’ll gladly be ploughed by Wayne the brickie from Darlington on her Butlins adult weekender who she’s known for 5 minutes after having a belly full of Lambrini?
@contwirion As a man I can’t understand why men should have any say about what happens to a woman’s body, it seems ludicrous to me.
The abortion debate is a shining example why blokes should shut the F up.