katie b

World's Preeminent Honda Fit Influencer | writing in @newyorkerhumor and @mcsweeneys | she/her

[katie b @katiebarsotti]

New from me for @newyorkerhumor!

[The New Yorker Humor @newyorkerhumor]

I was thinking we could all fly to Vancouver, do a fun night of drinks in the city, and then the next day we could each get individually choppered out to our drop site in northern Vancouver Island. Then we’ll see how long we can last in the wilderness! https://t.co/EN57ZvRnZX

[katie b @katiebarsotti]

@bkrewind YES

[katie b @katiebarsotti]

@jedi_master_liz Not the point of your post but your niece is so lucky to have such a cool and engaged aunt!

[katie b @katiebarsotti]

@jedi_master_liz Liz!!!!!!!

[katie b @katiebarsotti]

This should read 4% but that's still a lot and regardless you should make sure you have a good living space!

[katie b @katiebarsotti]

Returning to this cursed platform to let Angelenos know that starting in February, your landlord can increase your rent by 6%. HOWEVER, this is a good time to make sure they're actually fulfilling their part of the contract. Check out https://t.co/RD5x2VRQC5

[katie b @katiebarsotti]

A LOT of people don't have mechanical ventilation in their bathrooms! That's a requirement by state law! So is ventilation for a gas stove! Your window is required to have a screen! Make sure they are providing adequate housing!

[katie b @katiebarsotti]

@ElSangito I got my mom a white noise machine (from Hatch but there are others at different price points!) and she loved it

[katie b @katiebarsotti]

This is the director of communications of the US Department of Transportation. But why are we just picking government officials and sharing their headshots again

[TheBlaze @theblaze]

This is a Communications Director for the US department of the Interior:

[katie b @katiebarsotti]

If your mom calls her "Ina Garten" (her real name) and not "Ina Gardner" (the name that moms call her), I don't think your mom is a real subject of thee Barefoot Contessa

[katie b @katiebarsotti]

Actually I can’t delete tiktok

[katie b @katiebarsotti]

🗣️if you can’t afford to pay people for their work, you are bad at business🗣️

[katie b @katiebarsotti]

Took a survival job for the strike ~> asked for a raise because a coworker quit and we’re all taking on more work ~> denied raise ~> softly reaching out to coworkers about unionizing 😈

[katie b @katiebarsotti]

@bkrewind I almost sent this to you before I saw that it was you posting it

[katie b @katiebarsotti]

is there a nefarious reason that there are suddenly a bunch of like tech based women's health disruptors? like "modern" takes on OBGYNs?

[katie b @katiebarsotti]

@SGJ72 I’m so sorry I have to fangirl but my friend @quinnelysescott and I wrote this and I’m a HUGE fan of yours! Been raving to everyone about The Indian Lake Trilogy!

[The New Yorker Humor @newyorkerhumor]

Make friendship bracelets, meet a supernaturally strong man who’s wielding a bloodstained cleaver, and more items off a summer bucket list for teens in a slasher movie. https://t.co/c3rRtM9dJo

[katie b @katiebarsotti]

Wrote this with @quinnelysescott who also beautifully and psychotically illustrated it!!!
https://t.co/h50tj0nm45

[katie b @katiebarsotti]

I don’t know but why is Ty Burrel asking me about it