Kepler-452b Updates

Live updates for Kepler-452b, the best terrestrial planet ever.
Dms are open, will make sure to mention you.

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How many updates should we make a day ?

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@Earth_Updates Time to shine

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@Spotify Can't decide on which is the best but Pink Floyd have insane good Lyrics, Queen too

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🚨Patch note 1.00.92🚨
-Glass is now shatterproof

-Increased hoverboard safety by 300% + New dedicated roads for them

-Increased number of NPCs by 20.000.000

-Technical changes & minor bug fixes

-New resouce pack DLC lets you apply recource packs now in the shop for 79.99$

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@EarthUpdateCent @Player347bis @Earth_Updates Steve Jobs

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@alberta1279869 @albert12798 A follow would be appreciated 👍🏻

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@alberta1279869 @albert12798 There's a milk shortage expected in the coming 9 months

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@SsbCharlie @alberta1279869 16 hours*

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@operagxofficial Terraria

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🚨Patch note 1.00.91🚨
-Trees can't grow upside down anymore

-Birds can now sing Heavy Metal

-Telling terrible Dad jokes decreases luck by 0.5% for the rest of the day (stackable)

-Increased spawn rate of spiders during Solar Eclipses

-Dads no longer despawn when buying milk

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@csee_mr @mask_bastard Eat it

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@mask_bastard

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🚨Patch note 1.00.9🚨
-Gravity settings tweaked to make moonwalking easier for everyone

-Added new element 'Syltane' (Sy) to the periodic table, and it's a key ingredient in the making of snacks

-New Berribon is a fruit that tastes like a strawberries and marshmallows

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@madbruiser It isn't

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@madbruiser Kinda stupid to use chrome from the start
Firefox/Brave are the best for security and smooth experience, OperaGX is good for the vibes

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