it looks like a lovely day to REMIND YOU HEATHENS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY SO JUST MIND YOUR BUSINESS.
FAWNS, DROP EM'.
BIRDS, LEAVE EM'.
RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
ARMADILLOS?¿? ARMADILL-NO.
Just realized I will stand in various spots in my kitchen and block my Roomba with my foot for 15 minutes until it cleans the spot I want instead of getting the broom and doing it myself.
"To us, his was the brightest of a thousand points of light," former President George W. Bush said of his father, former President George H.W. Bush https://t.co/QATkjoNnEq