Kushagra Joshi

28 || Indian || Manutd fan ||Team India || Engineer || ManDevIan

[Kushagra Joshi @KJ_MUFC]

Mandatory Diwali post :D
@iam_saleem @chaitanyajoshi_ @Avina48276043 @rishiagarwal95

[Hunter Weiss @Hunter_Weiss]

Rich people love saying shit like this after they’ve made $100s of millions

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

Thanks for your critique, Janet. We actually tried a couple of episodes where House (Hugh Laurie) (please put the brackets in the right place) gets it right first time, but they were only 6 minutes long. NBC weren’t happy. Then we tried some where House never gets it right and the patient dies. The audience wasn’t happy.

One could apply your trenchant analysis to other art forms: JS Bach wrote 30 Goldberg variations on the same chord structure; Frida Kahlo painted 50 portraits of herself; Henry Moore, what??

The point is, or was, variations on a theme; if all you see is hospital, medical blah blah, then it wasn’t meant for you.

Nonetheless, I look forward to your first novel!

[jack @Jbcfc45]

Credit: @SouthamptonFC

[MikkyMighty @iammikkymighty]

Tom Cleverly >>>>Steven Gerrard

Thanks for confirming😂

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

International break: Day 1

[Adam @AdamFulwell_]

Declan Rice to the cameras next season

[🀄𝑴𝒂𝒙𝒊 𝑹𝒊𝒐𝒔🔞 @Maxiishim_]

The next PSG player will take his own penalty kick…

[Ezzy @EzzyMUFC]

Y’all know that the champions league final doesn’t have a second leg right?

[FergieStandards @FergieStandards]

Declan Rice when he sees a camera during a game:

[Anna 🐝🔴⚽️ @4shaann]

Failed?

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

You should ask if you can get the runners-up medal in gold since you went unbeaten...

[Danis @DanisMCFC]

Imagine losing the biggest game of your life and your first thought is to try and clip farm, the most performative loser in football.

[FPL Frasier @FPLfrasier]

Funniest thing from the game. Arsenal got a corner kick. They were taking their usual 15 minutes to crowd the goalkeeper. The referee said that’s enough and blew the half time whistle.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Bruno Fernandes:

- Premier League “Player of the Season”🤩
- FWA Men's “Footballer of the Year” 🤩

Declan Rice:

- BBC Pundits “Player of the Season” 😭
- AFTV “Player of the Season” 😭

There’s levels to this game 🤝

[Wayne Barton @WayneSBarton]

You can’t post 13 pictures in one tweet so I’ll just put these two in

What an odd request

[Dele Olawanle @dolawanle]

PL @premierleague posted this yesterday, and @BBC pundits, mostly British guys, concocted an award for Declan Rice, and I could not stop laughing this morning. Records do not lie, and I can only say thank you to the Premier League for keeping a good record. @B_Fernandes8

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

No way BBC invented an individual award just so the British white boy doesn’t feel left out

[Kachii @badasskachii]

Roy Keane and Gary Neville spent years slaughtering Bruno Fernandes captaincy on television, just for Wayne Rooney to walk into Carrington and call him a fantastic leader and the PL Player of the Year. The agenda is officially dead.

[ChrisHaze Arts 🎨 @PrinceChrisMUFC]

BBC PLAYER OF THE YEAR DIDN’T EXIST UNTIL TODAY.

This just proves Bruno is winning the PFA.