tony

world chimpion
mt and bookworm enjoyer

[tony @kaf_ei]

i've been shrunk to a childs height by a forest imp and can no longer face my wife

[EnNopp112 @ennopp112]

Got the WR Poggers

[tony @kaf_ei]

@AskMeAChestion Happy Birthday

[tony @kaf_ei]

@i_am_in_mensa too bad that was patched their fix for bots was to make the service not function at all

[SyedBot @BotSyed]

miss me with that bullshit u not a gang member u a tourist

[Richard Hanania @RichardHanania]

I was backing out of a spot at the supermarket this morning, and a young girl with a sleeve tattoo was in the space next to me, texting on her phone with her car door open. I opened my window and told her I was trying to get out. She said sorry and closed the door. Then she walked in between our cars to the front and started screaming at the top of her lungs, and then squatted down like she was suffering very deeply from something.

By then I was backing out. I thought I'd stop and maybe ask what was wrong. But honestly I wanted to eat my rotisserie chicken. Every day now I eat a full rotisserie chicken throughout the day from the local supermarket as a way to get the right macronutrient balance. But I think I would've stopped if not for the sleeve tattoo.

[tony @kaf_ei]

@penguin30000000 I've been to the coco ichibanya in LA and according to my brother it's better than the ones in Japan somehow

[Anime Updates @animeupdates]

'Ascendance of a Bookworm: Adopted Daughter of an Archduke' New 2nd Cour Anime Trailer!

Premieres July 11th

[tony @kaf_ei]

@AskMeAChestion Buck Bumble

[tony @kaf_ei]

@i_am_in_mensa orb

[Aireu @Aireuu_]

My friend nick is looking for a Chinese wife with an excellent insurance policy

[ZFG @zfg111]

Even the keaton is doing it...

[tony @kaf_ei]

@AskMeAChestion the pavarotti really makes this

[tony @kaf_ei]

@i_am_in_mensa Me getting clocked as 40 because I play dota

[tony @kaf_ei]

@i_am_in_mensa Can't wait

[icarus @icarus_407]

me with one copy of caitlyn on 2-1 and an open glove

[Frankie MacDonald @frankiemacd]

Just imagine if a guy was driving 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999, mph on the autobahn in Germany

[Aireu @Aireuu_]

Meltdown Monday