der kaiser jan bringer of pain, and strudels.

I am riding bikes and Eli’s mom.

[der kaiser jan bringer of pain, and strudels. @KaiserPain]

@djcontraption @kmasonrn Ah, yes. The musky sweet smell of patchouli, burnt chamois and @Eli Sister. Der Kaiser will be there, and he rides a horse named 5 Dollar Footlong.

[der kaiser jan bringer of pain, and strudels. @KaiserPain]

If they don’t fire him they should make him publicly apologize at every race he starts. Animal cruelty is cowardice.

[Velo @velovelovelo__]

Trek-Segafredo considering further punishment for Antonio Tiberi after cat-shooting incident.

https://t.co/MQ6HOncsr5

[der kaiser jan bringer of pain, and strudels. @KaiserPain]

Coming ze #LordsofSprint @Cedarhillcrit Someone inform Eli’s Mom

[der kaiser jan bringer of pain, and strudels. @KaiserPain]

In ze Motherland this is known as großer Mensch. I believe you North Americans call, how you say, Ze Tankass.

[der kaiser jan bringer of pain, and strudels. @KaiserPain]

@JimDHum @ToroGolf Ja, ich hab dir eine verpasst!

[der kaiser jan bringer of pain, and strudels. @KaiserPain]

@djcontraption Bitte, Baby

[der kaiser jan bringer of pain, and strudels. @KaiserPain]

@djcontraption @kmasonrn Ah, yes. The musky sweet smell of patchouli, burnt chamois and @Eli Sister. Der Kaiser will be there, and he rides a horse named 5 Dollar Footlong.

[der kaiser jan bringer of pain, and strudels. @KaiserPain]

@Twitter recognizes Der Jan with 1yr day of birth. I hast sprinted from Momma’z sweet pain cave straight into ze tour and the evil uniballer.

[der kaiser jan bringer of pain, and strudels. @KaiserPain]

@pelotondon I have the vaccine for the Tecate virus. Bend over.

[der kaiser jan bringer of pain, and strudels. @KaiserPain]

Klodi, you cray cray

[der kaiser jan bringer of pain, and strudels. @KaiserPain]

@mondiale_actu @ArnaudDemare @RSinkeldam 3 schnitzels der jan can bust your ass in watopia.

[der kaiser jan bringer of pain, and strudels. @KaiserPain]

@velonews I am available to drink all your beer and rip legs. Klodi, not so much.

[der kaiser jan bringer of pain, and strudels. @KaiserPain]

Meh. Der Kaiser wears hazmat track suit up Germany’s Nebelhorn-Oberstdorf climb. Klodi would outsprint Corona.

[Velo @velovelovelo__]

Milano-Sanremo and Tirreno-Adriatico canceled due to coronavirus, to be re-scheduled to later in season: https://t.co/PNK2HdugFY

[der kaiser jan bringer of pain, and strudels. @KaiserPain]

Tiny quad Americans. Der Jan is bringing das beer and schnitzels, and pain. Someone wake Klodi. Lords of Sprint are coming ze.

[der kaiser jan bringer of pain, and strudels. @KaiserPain]

Pressing ze lederhosen. The liverss ache knowing Snowball is returning, and bringing torrential rain of sausages and strudel. He can be drinking all your steins of lagers you see.