Kaley Thatcher

[Kaley Thatcher @KaleyThatcher]

2021 is already worse than 2020 ever was

[Kaley Thatcher @KaleyThatcher]

truly the sweetest people. forever loved and missed uncle darrell and aunt sue❤️

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does anyone talk to their number neighbor anymore

[Em @emillie___]

You know what’s bullshit? When people apologize for how you feel. “Sorry you feel that way” is such a waste of breath. If you’re that person, you suck.

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hate seeing the “i stopped texting first to see who would text me” tweets. i’m always going to text first and put in the effort for the people i love

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yo i forgot my mom has my tweet notifications on

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having the ACTUAL worst day ever.

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i just want to say thank you to my mom for never letting me wear a skirt over jeans in elementary/middle school.

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twitter plz help me find this girl that found my phone in the bathroom last night. i think we need to be best friends

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that’s just not how titties work

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does crying my makeup off every night count as a skin routine?

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i wish i was a lyrical genius like mason ramsey :(

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i miss turnpike :(

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spiritually disturbed

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was going to go to the shelter today to pick out a new child (per my last tweet) but then perry got this tub of treats off the counter while i was gone for ONE HOUR. and has shit and thrown up all over my apartment. might have to trade him in for an updated version.

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everyone is telling me i shouldn’t get another dog. so i just feel like that’s a sign that i definitely should

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all of my friends are pretty blondes that weigh like 15lbs. are there any brunette girls out there that like to eat that want to be friends maybe

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my boss bought me a scratcher, and im pretty sure she was hoping i’d win big so she wouldn’t have to see my stupid ass everyday

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kid rock got me feelin some type of way

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what the fuck we gon do now