I decided to try to "beat" Minecraft in the first version of the game I ever played (release 1.2.5). I tried to do this before but forgot lol!!!!!!!!!!!
Next Minecraft update should add a new tool tier called fuckenite that you need to defeat the evil Shitfarticus boss after you acquire 15 keys to unlock the portal to the Cock Dimension. I understand Minecraft better than the people who have been working on the game for 15 years
Man I forgot how shitty trying to enchant stuff in old versions of Minecraft was. Yeah just take all 20 of my levels for Knockback II and nothing else.