Karl

Former bad comedian. Resurrected my account so I could follow @trophycatas. He / Him / His

[BART @SFBART]

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[PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl]

As I said last year…
If you’re starting with the premise that Donald Trump is a completely innocent, billionaire, ex-President then you have to ask yourself, where are all the lawyers?

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

JOURNALISM 101 RULE: If someone says it’s raining, and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out of the fucking window and find out which is true. — Now more than ever.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

This is what shut down bed bath and beyond

[Stephen Pratt @TheStephenPratt]

Bud Light and Jack Daniels started pushing pro LGBTQ propaganda so I said fuck it and quit drinking all together.
Now I'm sober, my mind is clear and I realize the reason I was drinking was because I couldn't come to terms with the fact that I'm actual gay.

[Jeffrey Levin 🇺🇦 @jilevin]

Here's a good question:

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Drag queens are not trying to fuck your kids

[Indictments Only @indictmentsonly]

🚨🚨🚨 INDICTMENT ALERT 🚨🚨🚨

DONALD TRUMP HAS BEEN INDICTED BY THE MANHATTAN DA

FOR NEWS AND ANALYSIS, FOLLOW @MUELLERSHEWROTE

THIS HAS BEEN AN INDICTMENTS ONLY INDICTMENT ALERT

[Karl @karlthefag]

What does an AR-15 do to a human body? A visual examination of the deadly damage. - Washington Post https://t.co/ajnDvbi8v1

[PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl]

Banning one social media app while leaving all the others alone is like removing one land mine in a field of land mines and thinking you fixed the problem.

[Colin McCarthy @US_Stormwatch]

Pineapple Express roaring into California.

One of many storms coming for California.

[The Problem With Jon Stewart @TheProblem]

State Sen. Nathan Dahm (R-OK) has penned several bills loosening gun restrictions, including the nation’s first anti-red flag law. He thinks these bills protect the Second Amendment – and that they make us safer. We think it's probably one or the other. Watch it on @AppleTVPlus.

[Karl @karlthefag]

@JesseKellyDC It’s a beautiful image- something I could never have imagined as a child growing up gay and being bullied/harassed for simply existing. More of this! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[Kareem Yasin @thekareem]

He was trying to cool the planet and she was regrowing the forests.

And they wanted us to root for... the trust fund billionaire.

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

Children today, be grateful you weren't around in 2007 when you'd upload 82 Blair Witch-looking party pictures to a Facebook album that every member of your family saw entitled "Shitshow."

[Darla @ddsmidt]

Before you drag me into your drama, we’re NOT in the sixth grade anymore; AND you’re NOT coming to my Birthday Party.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

If you don’t support gun reform, you’re not pro-life. It’s that simple.

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

Being woke just means being empathetic. And tolerant. And willing to listen. And open to learning.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

what Alec Baldwin did is a tragedy. what Kyle Rittenhouse did is murder. if you won't recognize the difference, I can't help you