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TV has-been. 🍉 NY•NJ•AL•NC•MS•TX•MD #RTR

[k🎱 @kateonkamera]

Leaving broadcast means I can swear as much as I want on social media.

Here goes nothing.

G*sh d*rn it

WOW that felt good

[k🎱 @kateonkamera]

Ive never understood the phrase “the world is your oyster.” Oysters are very small and enclosed

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Then shave your pus*y Steve, it's that simple.

[Petrichor @HamBandFan]

This dumbass just quoted someone named Need My Nuts Licked.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

these mfs can’t do anything that isn’t a war crime

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Last time the Knicks won the championship the president resigned in disgrace shortly after.

[No BS Therapist @TweetATherapist]

RIP Freud. You would’ve loved how people identify as Boy Moms and Girl Dads but rarely as Girl Moms or Boy Dads

[Natalie @FalcoNat38]

ooh i’m zohran mamdani. my wife is hot. my favorite soccer team won the league for the first time in 22 years. my favorite basketball team won the championship for the first time in 53 years. fuck you man.

[k🎱 @kateonkamera]

Approx 37 years ago she was conceived and 8-10 months later she was delivered

Hope this helps

[Egwudili @Egwudili]

Can someone explain how Emma Watson is 36?

[La esquina de Char @CharmandAznable]

Perdón por mi opinión de extrema izquierda, pero si crees que una mujer te está insinuando por no llevar corpiño sos un violador en potencia.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Today Donald Trump turns 80 and I am so, so sorry.

[Glengarry Glenn Greenwald @TomCokeIsABlunt]

Get a therapist. I don’t know what to tell you

[k🎱 @kateonkamera]

A friend to all is a friend to none:

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo hopes both teams have fun! 🏀🏀🏀🏀

[k🎱 @kateonkamera]

This some game of thrones shit

[ella devi @ellad3vi]

they were parading elmo's head around on a pike last night

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

This shit is really weird

[k🎱 @kateonkamera]

https://t.co/ekhD6j32Vi

[Not Elon Musk @ElonMuskAOC]

I’m the world’s first trillionaire.

Who should I give a billion to?

[k🎱 @kateonkamera]

Oh my god shut the fuck up lol

[Lizzy Savetsky @LizzySavetsky]

Nothing says socialism quite like watching the World Cup from a luxury suite.

[zز 🍒🇵🇸🇱🇧 @z_00pIz]

Girl i just passed you, you stink 😭

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[jezz @JezziiB]

If you’re mad at that lady for getting an abortion after discovering Down syndrome you would HATEEEEE me for my list of reasons I would get an abortion. Especially reason numero uno:
I was pregnant

[trin @glooomiii]

hearing “don’t start” really gives me a thrill and makes me really wanna start