Kate Robards

Writer|comic from 🍊TX. I perform around the world. Seen on @vice @netflix & @Discovery & more! Words for @betches @bustle @timestudios & more!

[Kate Robards @katerobards]

Alanna is just getting started with her fundraiser to cover housing costs while she fights long-term complications from Sickle Cell Disease. She’s working hard to get the surgery she needs, but she’s falling behind financially. Thank you! https://t.co/F2dv4Ew2lJ

[Scott Myers @GoIntoTheStory]

Attention horror screenwriters! https://t.co/l6a75FqgCt

[Pearl Rose @hipearlrose]

sometimes the Lord speaks to you thru the thrift store

[m. @poetcinematic]

i look forward to this part of my evening all day

[feral stardust @celestialxsigh]

SORRY FOR BEING A GODDAMN ROMANTIC.

[feral stardust @celestialxsigh]

I proposed a later time.
We went out.
It was fine.
His whole philosophy was gamifying love and dating which is drastically different from what I’m looking for.
He did make me feel like an appointment tho which can be seen here and I should’ve just stuck to my instincts.

[feral stardust @celestialxsigh]

If I want a husband I need to get serious and start dating millennial men.

The average millennial man:

[feral stardust @celestialxsigh]

Dating in NYC so bad I have no choice but to follow my dreams.

[feral stardust @celestialxsigh]

i’m going to be the first mid it girl of hollywood

[Kate Robards @katerobards]

I love those IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE MOMENTS. Where things go wrong & it could annoy ya, throw ya off, sour you quick, but if you approach it with an outlook of wonder, the same thing can also be so beautiful and magical and, well wonderful.

[Kate Robards @katerobards]

ROMO, OH ROMO… where for art thou ROMO?! (Relief Of Missing Out)

[Kate Robards @katerobards]

Is this a fact universally known— if you don’t run and take front facing selfie videos, you’re not hot and you have low self confidence or you just haven’t found your best filter yet!

[Kate Robards @katerobards]

I’m not saying you have to have a blunt bob to make it as a fashion editor in America, but I’m not NOT saying it either!

[Kate Robards @katerobards]

Is missing out on having children going to create some void in my life? People without kids lemme know!

[Kate Robards @katerobards]

… I see gen z pics of their parents and I’m like… why do their parents look hotter and happier than me? Is it because a child brings so much joy? Or is it because their parents have more money than me and have had plastic surgery or treatments? Basically I wanna know…

[Kate Robards @katerobards]

I feel like Mother’s Day posts now just make me feel old and ugly. I’m not a mom so I can’t share how happy I am to be a mom. If I post pics of my own mom, it’s weird because it’s like me wearing the clothes kids today are wearing but like the first time around. And then I see…

[Kate Robards @katerobards]

Trump’s giving 1k cash to undocumented pple who will self deport… why do I just know some down and out natural born citizen who like accidentally lost their ID & SS CARD is thinking THIS IS HOW I FUND MY INTERNATIONAL ADVENTURE. BIG DO IT FOR THE PLOT ENERGY!!!

[paris martineau @parismartineau]

the most recession indicator to ever recession indicator

[Kate Robards @katerobards]

A win for indie film!!!!