Excited to announce that I won the David A. Hambright Teaching Award and the John C. Hodges Award for Excellence as an Experienced Writing Consultant for the 2024-2025 academic year! 🎉
Okay, the new baseball stadium is cool and stuff until you're trying to make dinner reservations for after graduation and there's a home game and so parking downtown at 7pm is not going to happen so you gotta shift all of your plans.
Just me, blasting Good Charlotte's "the anthem" while driving to my university campus to do my job in academia pretending like I'm edgy, cool, different, and certainly not like those other academics.
As a hotdog lover, I find hotdog eating contests to be an abomination. A hotdog should be savored, it should be cherished. It should never be dunked in water.
"But I do not mean that tenderness doesn't/ linger like a Paris afternoon or a wart/ something dumb and despicable that I love"
--"For the Chinese New Year and Bill Berkson", Frank O'Hara