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professionally anxious

[plump tuesday @KatejoYo]

Elon Musk can be autistic while also being a fucking Nazi. That just makes him an autistic Nazi.

Let me get the fuck off his platform.

[plump tuesday @KatejoYo]

Nothing feels better than watching a meeting explode knowing that you are leaving your job in a week.

[plump tuesday @KatejoYo]

When we moved, I asked my husband why we were hanging on to his lacrosse stick from college that he has never used. He refused to give it up. I made a stink about it.

Cut to Louisiana getting a foot of snow and we are now using the lacrosse stick as a shovel.

[plump tuesday @KatejoYo]

Not only that, but when people unfollow them, it reverts back minutes later. This is worse than the U2 album on our iphones.

[plump tuesday @KatejoYo]

Zuckerberg had Meta accounts follow the new administration unknowingly and that is... so incredibly bad.

[plump tuesday @KatejoYo]

The amount of blood on this mans hands... This same deal could have been made over 6 months ago. Pandering for zionist votes and your stupid party still lost the election.

President Biden's legacy will be genocide.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

At long last, I can announce that a ceasefire and a hostage deal has been reached between Israel and Hamas.

[plump tuesday @KatejoYo]

Not me getting unexpected charges from my therapist...

[plump tuesday @KatejoYo]

Got the offer got the offer got the offer

[plump tuesday @KatejoYo]

Waiting for either a job offer or rejection letter and im just refreshing my email like

[plump tuesday @KatejoYo]

This feels like the end times.

[plump tuesday @KatejoYo]

I think today is the day I quit my job

[plump tuesday @KatejoYo]

Mechanic fucked up and when we brought the car back for them to rectify the situation, their solution was to fix what they fucked up with zip ties.

ohhh im about to lose my absolute shit on the delta world tire manager.

[plump tuesday @KatejoYo]

Waiting for either a job offer or rejection letter and im just refreshing my email like

[plump tuesday @KatejoYo]

I lived in DC with my mother working on Capitol Hill during 9/11. I was in college in Boston when the marathon bombing happened. And now New Orleans and the New Years attack.

I am tired. I am triggered. And I’ve seen enough terrorism for 3 lifetimes.

[plump tuesday @KatejoYo]

Lord, deliver me from my coworkers

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

“I have been dreaming and fantasizing and in love with Luigi Mangione”

[plump tuesday @KatejoYo]

If someone got their hands on my Chat GPT history I'd be so embarassed

[plump tuesday @KatejoYo]

United Health CEO getting assassinated feels like the Jackle marketing team went a little to hard

[plump tuesday @KatejoYo]

The amount of emails I've had to send today should be illegal.

[plump tuesday @KatejoYo]

Still in complete disbelief that my brother is still trying to sue our 74 year old mother on a fixed income for $75k from the sale of her house.

Scum of the earth type shit.

[Aye Yo B @BeSmoove7]

We doing the bare minimum all week