Happy Ash Wednesday to all who celebrate the kinkiest catholic day of the year. (A man you call “Father” rubs dirt in your face and tells you you’re nothing but dust.)
Everything is such a nightmare. How y'all doing over here? How's your writing going?? How is it out there in the trenches? We open 4/20 for our annual issue!
Writing a book is the worst idea you've ever had yet! You're not going to make any money! It's going to be nearly impossible to get people to care! And also, nobody has heard of you! Go for it.