medusa

no major issues

[medusa @kaylajoyx]

nobody:
my scorpio rising: i just don’t like when people look in my direction

[HEART ATTACK MAN @HeartAttackMane]

YOU’RE A NORMIE, SO FUCKING HORNY or whatever Neck Deep said

[Wet @wet]

Would love to have fun

[medusa @kaylajoyx]

i need someone to watch 90 day fiancé before the 90 days with me

[medusa @kaylajoyx]

@MattCugini it absolutely did

[medusa @kaylajoyx]

why is it when i try to order a water at the bar they’re just like “there’s a sink in the bathroom”

[Dementia Von Grimm @Dementia_Grimm]

Same tbh

[medusa @kaylajoyx]

i think i’m going ice skating this week so if anyone has any final words for me let it be known because i’m probably gonna eat shit and die

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

Man, smash mouth was so right when they said “the years start comin and they don’t stop comin”

[medusa @kaylajoyx]

the cdc recommends that you do not bring your fucking baby to an IMAX theatre

seriously what the fuck

[catherine @rectangulrhalos]

gorgeous gorgeous girls wrote a short story in secondary school that terrified their teacher

[mic @satelliteIouis]

hot girls already cried in 2022

[medusa @kaylajoyx]

the cdc recommends everyone to just eat some breakfast in bed today and just kinda chill out

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Cancer: *crying*
Friend: hey this is a party
Cancer: so

[medusa @kaylajoyx]

the cdc recommends to fuck around and find out

[medusa @kaylajoyx]

the lion the witch and the sheer audacity of this bitch

[Jalen ⛎︎ @ThetaOphiuchi12]

Numerology is tight as FUCK