Kayla Ann

Mama 🥰

[Kayla Ann @kaylaaf96]

My 4 year old is dancing in the mirror singing "Jane Doe" by Nevershoutnever and my inner 14 year old is so proud :')

[Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd]

Retweet if you have the best dog.

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

forbidden towel

[No Context Cats @nocontextscats]

If you have any questions just go pspspspsps and i'll come to you

[Kayla Ann @kaylaaf96]

@ForrrestWasHere Your support is noted and always appreciated <3

[Kayla Ann @kaylaaf96]

Thinking about writing a cookbook that would be a complete guide to struggle meals that can be made for under ten dollars and last a week in the fridge. It would be called "Tasty Trailer-trash" which coincidentally could double as my stripper name if times get any tougher :')

[Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd]

You all might need this on your timeline instead https://t.co/cDgqDPxrh2

[Kayla Ann @kaylaaf96]

@RyiMarieee @Naeaamiya My parents straight up gave an invoice for gas money every month, late fees and all, and before I even graduated was told I had to move out in expensive ass Bay Area CA but they taught me to be fully self sufficient and how to sacrifice wants for needs and I'm glad they did.

[Kayla Ann @kaylaaf96]

@HedleyLyns Tried this. Spiders and a cute lil earth snake moved in overnight because of all the holes and such, and it was impossible to keep them out so we used ours as fire wood instead :(

[Kayla Ann @kaylaaf96]

Potty training is deadass the worst thing that's ever happened to me as a parent

[Kayla Ann @kaylaaf96]

@gregurojoestar @SK_Nabbit @ManMilk2 Reno Nevada

[Kayla Ann @kaylaaf96]

In other news I went up in weight for arm day and now I can't lift my phone, im writing this from my bathroom floor w my nose

[Kayla Ann @kaylaaf96]

@ali_booty I feel like the one on the right is lw a tripping hazard, or maybe probably I'm just a clumsy mess. I do know from experience, however, that the real fuzzy ones are pretty hard to clean

[the wizard 👩🏽‍🎨 @iamsydneywelch]

are you really from the Bay Area if you’ve never been to City Nights? 😂

[Mercedes Schlapp @mercedesschlapp]

Bill Gates is buying up the majority of American farmland and BlackRock is buying the majority of single family houses but I'm supposed to believe the biggest threat to us is Elon Musk buying Twitter?

[Kayla Ann @kaylaaf96]

@lezliprior Shes the coolest disney princess by far lol I just showed Evie the movie for the first time and she's currently fighting the "Huns" (a really tall bottle of bubbles) in the backyard with her sword (a Minnie Mouse umbrella)

[Kayla Ann @kaylaaf96]

Lifting to "I'll make a man out of you" on repeat, its going well

[Kayla Ann @kaylaaf96]

Dude in the gym this morning literally stopped me mid squat made me put down my weights to ask me how long I've had my converse and how I keep them so white.
Sir you have the summation of all human knowledge on that lil rectangle in your pocket. It's 5 in the morning. Ask google

[Aren LeBrun @arenrlebrun]

This is the most important election of our lifetimes.

[ScreenTime @screentime]

Scrat finally got the acorn 🙏

The shot was made as a farewell to Blue Sky Studios