Keith TOTP

Musical arrogance layered between humoresque satire further layered with an undeniable delusion

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Turns out it’s Pig Racing Night at my local.
Good money to be made “If you know your pigs”, apparently.
#Gambling
#HAMblingMoreLike

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@arecular Possibly!
But also, possibly not.
Depends on a bunch of things!

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“Who was that masked man?”
You probably can’t tell, because I only take Terrible Gig Photos, and because he’s wearing a mask I guess, but it’s Orville Peck being Excellent at The Roundhouse tonight!
#Yee
#Haw

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Sisu is on the telly, so I’m watching Sisu.
Fair to say, if you’ve ever wanted to watch a film where an old man fucks up a load of nazis, then this is the film for you!
It’s good!
#KeithsCorrectFilmOpinions
#Part4672InAnOccasionalSeries

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@hulkingbrute Too busy pretending to be performatively angry at people snapping spaghetti to score any goals?

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@augstone In our hearts

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Me and my band played our first gig in over a year.
Rocked the FUCK out of some new songs!
Somehow looked quite symmetrical while doing it!
#WhatATimeToBeAlive
#BandsAreBest

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They’re all out tonight!
Probably just having a few cans by the canal, as they do.
#AndWhyNot

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Ballerina is on the telly, so I’m watching Ballerina
The 2nd best John Wick film
Loses points for using the Absolute Bullshit that is the bulletproof suits from the Absolute Bullshit that is John Wick 4
Gets points back for flamethrower duels
8/10
#IfJohnWick4HasNoHatersIAmDead

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M3gan is on the telly, so I’m watching M3gan.
Good film.
Very stupid.
Knows exactly what it is.
9/10
#KeithsCorrectFilmOpinions
#Part64285InAnOccasionalSeries

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@iggigg

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Wasn’t going to do anything today because it was raining. Then I remembered that Rilo Kiley were playing at a place I can see from my balcony.
So I strolled down to that and had a Very Nice Country Infused Indie Hipster Rock Time!
Here’s a terrible photo
#AlwaysLeaveTheHouse

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Since first hearing about it the other day, I’ve been all about the annual church service for Grimaldi, The King Of Clowns, where loads of clowns dance on his musical grave and then recite The Clown’s Prayer. So I thought I’d look it up.
Thanks Google.
#Thoogle

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@hulkingbrute

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Went to Stoke Newington.
Watched the awesome Junk Whale, the brilliant Tomboy Grandpa, and the excellent Lily From Fightmilk (Solo Edition) rock the FUCK out, & just had a Really Nice Time!
Also got a free shiny sticker of a Capybara!
#WhatATimeToBeAlive
#GoodOldBands

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The X-Files is on the telly, so I’m watching The X-Files.
I believe you, Hank Moody From Californication.
I believe you!
#ThousandsWouldnt

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Balloon in the park.
Like a tiny tiny one of the ones from The Prisoner if it was chasing a two inch tall Patrick McGoohan.
If I was a scotchman I would’ve shouted “I AM NOT A NUMBER! I AM A WEE MAN!” at it.
But I’m not.
So I didn’t.
#IDid
#IMakeMyOwnFun

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Walking around in the sun, listening to the excellent New Yummy Fur song, and just having a Really Nice Time!
A song so good it almost makes me regret the fact that despite Supporting The Scene by owning shed loads of them, I don’t wear t-shirts.

https://t.co/7D4y2I4kFm

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It’s Proxy Music rocking the FUCK out, basically making me think I should try listening to a Roxy Music album that isn’t Avalon (aka The Hits).
If people had told me they were basically a three chord pub band, I’d probably have listened a lot sooner.
#PlayAvalonYouCowards

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Last night I went to an excellent Black Box Recorder gig, where I took a Terrible Photo of them being Excellent.
Black Box Recorder?
I barely kno… oh wait, no, we’ve actually made a bunch of records together!