Keith Smith

Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire. All views are my own and usually irrelevant #EvertonFC

[Keith Smith @Keithsmith1878]

Before the season started: I said I’d take a bang average 10th place finish. That’s not a lack of ambition, after the last 10 years that’s realism and giving my stress levels a break….. Moyes gets judged next season. Europe is a must.

[Keith Smith @Keithsmith1878]

The derby day shits have kicked in 💩
A lot earlier than usual……..excellent!

[Keith Smith @Keithsmith1878]

We need to fuck that red off on the advertising boards though. It’s not like Budweiser don’t have a blue logo 🤷‍♂️

[Keith Smith @Keithsmith1878]

@PaulIddon1 Yeah, sickening after the graft

[Keith Smith @Keithsmith1878]

Lost to league leaders away in 89th minute. Sitting 8th. The Moyes bashing brigade will be out in force tonight 🙄

[Keith Smith @Keithsmith1878]

@tomperry51 Agreed.

[Keith Smith @Keithsmith1878]

Moyes has dragged us from 16th, staring relegation in the face year after year to 8th in less than a year and yet….. I’m STILL seeing people crying for him to be sacked 😂 Honestly, you couldn’t script the nonsense some of our fans come out with. Absolutely unreal

[Keith Smith @Keithsmith1878]

@merseyrail why are you the only service in the UK where I can’t buy a ticket to my phone? Pay and collect is a piss take in 2025

[Keith Smith @Keithsmith1878]

Trains off the table for West Ham as I’ll miss the last train home. Anyone figured parking out yet? Any reccomendations?

[Keith Smith @Keithsmith1878]

First time at the new ground today. Some observations:

- It’s loud and spectacular
- Refereeing is still shit
- If you’ve got a connecting train to get, you’re fucked
- If we had a striker we’d be dangerous

[Keith Smith @Keithsmith1878]

@Everton you stunk the place out tonight

[Keith Smith @Keithsmith1878]

Fucking typical Everton. We got promised Grealish and ended up with Andy Carol.

[Keith Smith @Keithsmith1878]

Thoughts on sitting in the home end tomorrow with a 9 year old?

[Keith Smith @Keithsmith1878]

Flying out of Liverpool just hits different these days

[Keith Smith @Keithsmith1878]

Football is dead. £80 or whatever it is for a ticket to watch a narcissist in the middle be the centre of attention for 6 minutes - this is supposedly the pinnacle as well.

[Keith Smith @Keithsmith1878]

@TicketmasterUK been at this over half an hour, second time. Any ideas?

[Keith Smith @Keithsmith1878]

Turns out Warrington are as shit as Everton and this whole day out has been a completely pointless and expensive excercise.

[Keith Smith @Keithsmith1878]

I’m not a hardened fan but I’m here. I now live in Warrington and I’m following #Wire Is Wembley the right place to have a final for a game dominated by those up North? It’s cost me a fortune. Have #Wigan and #Wire had a good day and would you do it again?

[Keith Smith @Keithsmith1878]

I wish I’d kept the faith enough to book tomorrow off. But Instead it’s back home with a cup of tea and toast. That’ll ding dang do. I’ll see town Saturday when we’re more than safe. Up the fucking toffees.

[Keith Smith @Keithsmith1878]

I can’t watch this Newcastle game. Kit clash is awful