David Kellett

Happily retired oil business executive living in London, enjoying being a granddad, and re-living my childhood experiences once again.

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Idiot parking by Imperial college students. Obviously lacking in social intelligence.

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@explorebeauty12 Watch strap pin.

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@ronsterd89 Throw it away.

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@MahikRani50377 Vacuum cleaner socket.

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@otokyo Trucks experiencing brake failure.

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@_josephine0_ My wife.

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@stephenpeterman @WhiteNoise1879 @FulhamFC We were directed towards the ticketing office by a steward. ☹️

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@FulhamFC My son, a season ticket holder for himself and his two sons, invited me to watch Fulham v Bournemouth, in place of his two sons. As an 84 year old pensioner they charged me £68 for the privilege. They should be ashamed.

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@MatthewD786 @WhiteNoise1879 @FulhamFC True. Honesty is not rewarded these days.

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@NotFarLeftAtAll Sheep shearing tongs

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@Matt_Pinner 2

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@Keir_Starmer He means ‘non-working’ people. A typical deceitful comment.

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@WorkElizab Woodbines

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@WorkElizab Woodbines

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@honeymoon250 10% max

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@Hania16836 22

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@femalebodybuil6 A wood plane

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@ronsterd89 Toast

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@_Afcbanks City have scored more goals!

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@_Afcbanks City scored more goals!

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@ronsterd89 Elsie, Alice, Vera, Isobel.