Kelli Pomeroy

UA Alumna/Cooler than you. ❤️ RMFT

[Kelli Pomeroy @KelliPomeroy]

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[Drew Maddux @DrewMaddux]

“The only disability in life is a bad attitude.”
-David Saville

[Kelli Pomeroy @KelliPomeroy]

@CalebPomeroy No

[Kelli Pomeroy @KelliPomeroy]

@CalebPomeroy There's nothing to clean until you're in there messing it up.

[Kelli Pomeroy @KelliPomeroy]

Special place in hell for people who babysit tables at Buffalo Phil's

[Kelli Pomeroy @KelliPomeroy]

@OnThatBeam When its a forehead thermometer and you stick it in your mouth

[Kelli Pomeroy @KelliPomeroy]

@OnThatBeam AI will do it all for us soon anyway lol

[Kelli Pomeroy @KelliPomeroy]

@CalebPomeroy Hope it passes the good luck test 🙄

[Kelli Pomeroy @KelliPomeroy]

@OnThatBeam Okay butch 😂

[Kelli Pomeroy @KelliPomeroy]

@CalebPomeroy Okay but he doesn't blink ❄️

[Kelli Pomeroy @KelliPomeroy]

@CalebPomeroy Maybe we wouldn't be married if I didn't make you wait. 😉

[Kelli Pomeroy @KelliPomeroy]

Lmao what? Since when do they do that?

[UA_Safety @UA_Safety]

⚠️ Tuscaloosa PD have declared the Strip area overcrowded.
People who are in the area must leave within the next 15 minutes or face a city citation. ⚠️

[Jimmy Stein @JimmyStein_LOB]

Until we know with certainty Nate Oats remains at Alabama

[Kelli Pomeroy @KelliPomeroy]

@OnThatBeam 100% He's gotta learn to be tough bc he gets hurt all the damn time lol

[Kelli Pomeroy @KelliPomeroy]

@CalebPomeroy 😂 super dad

[Kelli Pomeroy @KelliPomeroy]

I did the hokey pokey with my kids and I'm out of breath. Idk how these performers do it. 😆

[Kelli Pomeroy @KelliPomeroy]

@OnThatBeam Yess we need some seasoning in the family

[Kelli Pomeroy @KelliPomeroy]

@CalebPomeroy People in the comments can't take a joke to save their lives lol

[Kelli Pomeroy @KelliPomeroy]

@Lane_Kiffin you up?

[Kelli Pomeroy @KelliPomeroy]

@CalebPomeroy Why did someone take this? Just let the man pee FFS