kellowe

Not fun at parties

[kellowe @kellowe]

I don't know how to say this but Noni Madueke plays like a teenager whose crush is watching him play professional football

[kellowe @kellowe]

Enzo Maresca is so cooked man, he's a dead man walking if he replicates last season mediocre start.

[kellowe @kellowe]

It feels like Celtic are playing against a Chelsea under 18 side. Men versus wannabe rappers

[kellowe @kellowe]

Celtic are playing better than Chelsea

[kellowe @kellowe]

I would take Angelo over Madueke, man's end product is severely overrated

[kellowe @kellowe]

@ChelseaFC Wtf??

Why do you keep on signing mediocre players every fucking seconds so as to sell good academy players????!

For fuck sake, Disasi isn't better than Chalobah and Fofana is injury prone!

This is going to ruin the tour

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 More on Trevoh Chalobah. Chelsea told him to stay home and not travel for pre season.

Tough call but club feel squad is heavy with Wesley Fofana, Axel Disasi, Tosin Adarabioyo in that position.

↪️🇺🇸 Acheapong will travel for US tour as club want to take a good look at him.

[kellowe @kellowe]

Seasmoke didn’t have to smoke those dudes like that. Blood could have just communicated that he is his own man. 😭 #HouseOfThedragon

[kellowe @kellowe]

Especially since Sergio Perez drives for Alpha Tauri disguised as a Redbull

[kellowe @kellowe]

McLaren have a chance to do the funniest thing to Redbull this Formula One season

[kellowe @kellowe]

McLaren have a chance to do the funniest thing to Redbull this Formula One season

[kellowe @kellowe]

Max and Lewis working hard to give us the 2021 F1 season rematch

[kellowe @kellowe]

Mclaren have front row lockout and the fastest car on the grid but still won’t win the race. That midfield team needs to start being serious

[kellowe @kellowe]

Sergio Perez can’t be driving the same F1 car as Max Verstappen. His specs are Nissan Altima

[Dubois @CFC_Dubois]

.@GNev2 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[۟ @reynachal]

me when england lose 3-1 but that 1 goal was palmer’s

[kellowe @kellowe]

English commentators have been slanting Marc Cucurella all tournament.

I wanted Spain’s win soo bad so that they could eat their a humbling.

[kellowe @kellowe]

I’ll take Cucurella’s assist 🙏🏻

[kellowe @kellowe]

The only way England can win the EURO’s is by penalties, otherwise Spain will force a win like a Marc Cucurella suddenly gaining Ronaldinho’s dribbling skills mid match and scoring an outrageous goal.

[kellowe @kellowe]

This you?

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

THAT IS WHY YOU START HIM STARBOYYYY PALMERRRR AHHHH

[kellowe @kellowe]

Chelsea fans we celebrate Cole Palmer’s goal, Cucurella’s assist and Spain winning the EUROS. I used to pray for times like these 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[kellowe @kellowe]

Trump got shot, the Right now see him as someone who took a bullet for his own country, the left see him as somebody who staged his assassination to get votes. Shit feels like a movie script.

[kellowe @kellowe]

The only way England can win the EURO’s is by penalties, otherwise Spain will force a win like a Marc Cucurella suddenly gaining Ronaldinho’s dribbling skills mid match and scoring an outrageous goal.