Kelza_

Plumber, Gym goer and sometimes bad at video games

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@Vasifyy Games all yours. When your balls drop one day we should squad up

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I’ve got zero interest in CoD and haven’t seen the new one, but if they want to make a good game just do the opposite of what the movement rebirth crowd want. They cheat, fucking cry about everything and make the game suck for everyone else. Absolute cancer

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Cut out an old brick cupboard. This is where the sauna is going to go. Gonna gut the bathroom soon and start again. Home was built in 71 and needs a bit of love.
It’s good to be back

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@ASHMAN5544 I’m happy you are having fun Ash.
I just feel like I’ve been stung one too many times at this point

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@SeanCasGamer It’s PC mate. A conscious decision was made to sacrifice PC so console players enjoy it. Only the good players play on PC so normal employed people get wrecked

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@Desertrat_84 I just read a movement dork cry about it.
I’ve had zero interest in CoD but maybe this one might actually be made for people with jobs

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@nikitabier @pitdesi Do you still work for X? At the very least you should be in charge of PR or something on here

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@FPSBoomerYT 😂
Obviously I’m happily married, but women don’t talk to me now like I’ve just recently been diagnosed with Ebola.

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Getting fit, strong and eating healthy is a cheat code

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@FPSBoomerYT As an unexpected surprise people also treat you different.

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@Von_List_427vr2 I had so much fun with Cold War. Loved the vibe and gameplay. Movement didn’t feel mental.

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@nikitabier @farzyness Cancer is cured?

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@AntiDoc What are the results?

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@FakeJ00712 Keep upsetting them. This is entertaining

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@FPSBoomerYT Update for you. My body fat has my brain in full panic mode atm. I’m thinking about foods I haven’t eaten in years

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Every health expert says to stop eating several hours before bed. I hated this idea because food is delicious. I started a few weeks ago and you actually do get used to it. There were tantrums along the way but no food after 7pm

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@FPSBoomerYT Oh man, that’s been happening for a few years now. I try hydrate correctly but I’m up every few hours as well.
The old man’s lament

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@Adam_Creighton Why have an excise at all? Get rid of all of them.

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No disagreement with that one. I just noticed towards the end of my CoD playing that lobbies had trouble filling for Warzone that weren’t casual. I also noticed that multiplayer was the most miserable experience ever because of the algorithm desperately trying to match me with PC only. It was only the sweatiest movement gods left whilst console was having a nice fun time.