Kenny Higgs

Gardener to the stars (and general public). Slowly failing a BA (Hons). Old Brightonian.

[Kenny Higgs @kennyhiggs]

Can confirm no pot of gold was found, so I had a nice cup of tea instead.
More exciting tales in my memoirs, out soon.

[Kenny Higgs @kennyhiggs]

@tonkerthomas Good morning handsome

[Kenny Higgs @kennyhiggs]

I tried to summon Zeus, but he wasn't having it. Maybe tomorrow.

[Kenny Higgs @kennyhiggs]

That's me away then.
The Bolwick Hall chapter is closed.
What an honour and a privilege it has been to work here, but now it's someone else's turn.
Thanks to everyone who has played a part in my life at Bolwick, I'll see you about 🤝

[Kenny Higgs @kennyhiggs]

First in a new series I'm calling "mildly threatening junk email"

[Kenny Higgs @kennyhiggs]

It's just so bleak. No one wins. No one. I've had a go at this before and I'm sure it wasn't so grim. My next read is going to have to be a bit cheerier. What do you recommend? Has that Wodehouse bloke got a new one out?

[Keri Warbis @KeriWarbis]

Today, I shall be visiting the tip on multiple occasions. 💫

[Kenny Higgs @kennyhiggs]

Friday night.

[Kenny Higgs @kennyhiggs]

".... and every time you get the ball you pass to me. Every time, you hear me? If you don't, you'll fucking know about it you little turd"
#PORDRC #WorldCup

[Kenny Higgs @kennyhiggs]

After the extremely wet weather today combined with my penchant for 'affordable' work clothing, I smell like a mixture of mouldy cardboard and slightly overcooked lamb.

Not important. Just thought I'd mention it.

[Kenny Higgs @kennyhiggs]

*scenes*

[Brighton & Hove Albion @BHAFC]

Costinha is a Seagull. 💫

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*scenes*

[Brighton & Hove Albion @BHAFC]

Zadok Yohanna is officially Albion. 💙🤍

[Kenny Higgs @kennyhiggs]

As I was putting this sign out earlier it occurred to me that a better place for it may be my son's bedroom door. Just below the one suggesting potential visitors should consider donning a hazmat suit.

[Kenny Higgs @kennyhiggs]

@Allanbuchan4 Hope all is well with you Allan

[Kenny Higgs @kennyhiggs]

Your annual reminder that just before they open, the flowers of Kalmia latifolia (or Mountain Laurel if you must) look just like the top bit of an Iced Gem.

You are extremely welcome. See you again same time next year.

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@NorthofDunmail 😂

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Let's get ready to rumble? We've been ready to rumble for well over an hour mate. #usykrico #boxing

[Kenny Higgs @kennyhiggs]

@RobTebbutt Almost certainly, when he sees his bank balance tomorrow morning

[Kenny Higgs @kennyhiggs]

@NorthofDunmail "it's not normally like this... it's the first time it's ever happened to me"

[Kenny Higgs @kennyhiggs]

Size isn't everything.

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Huge if true.