Gabriel Oguda is the most hardworking Government cook on X buana! Huyu columnist tackles zake hukuwa zimeenda group of schools. Kuna siku alisema, “Even in the sewer, the cream rises to the top.” I don’t know what he was trying to say but I can relate. Goat that one.
Ruto went for a function in Bungoma today, hoping Moses Wetangula had mobilized for him a friendlier crowd, only to give Bumula MP Jack Wamboka the mic to show him how Bungoma hustlers are also tired. The fear is now crossing the Red Sea, and we're about to arrive in Canaan.
I have always admired the demeanor of this Traffic Cop. I don’t know his name but he has loads of respect for motorists. He speaks to motorists with respect and loves his job. He always along Kenyatta Avenue. He deserves a promotion cc @NPSOfficial_KE
NEWS JUST IN: UDA Parliamentary Group calls for a crisis meeting to discuss whom to send to debate Edwin Sifuna next Thursday, after Farah Maalim and Danson Mungatana were left without an ego, after being used to mop the studio floors this morning.
Josephine Mwende did not let her bad experience with healthcare workers go to waste. She is advocating for quality maternal care services for other women with cerebral palsy through her petition. Read her story. #cerebralpalsyawareness#cp
No progress was ever made, no cause was ever won and no change was ever achieved by keeping silent, and playing safe.
You’ve got to be out there and do what needs to be done. This is how to make a difference.
#LookAtGod ❤️ I am really grateful that numbers don’t lie, even if people do. This first year in the Senate I can only describe as a House of Cards. Being an introverted Pollyanna Creative in the political space though? Wacha tu 🫢 I thank @TheODMparty for the nod! #Jeshi 🫡
Glad to see citizens exercising their right to peaceful protest. This is how @NPSOfficial_KE ought to treat all demonstrators- facilitate not attack demonstrators @HakiKNCHR@thekhrc@ODPP_KE@IPOA_KE
Today we had the pleasure of hosting Jim Monkel-Dutch Ministry of Foreign Affairs Youth Ambassador for Sexual Reproductive Health and Rights, Gender Equality and Bodily autonomy @YouthAmbSRHR@CHOICEforYouth@kenya_wage@WiwaDj@NLinKenya
A couple of seconds before this, his face was like😕🤨 It was jokes how @KoinangeJeff struggled to compute that I’m the same Crystal Asige he interviewed back in 2018 as a musician and #BlindGirlManenos content creator - and now I am Crystal Asige a SENATOR too? How now?! #GodDid
BREAKING NEWS: The United Nations Human Rights Office has told your favourite God chosen president that they're watching him from outside 18 with goggles of tiang'. Bwana next week, if anyone touches my blue whistle they will see the chest of UN. We will be there no matter what.
The UN Human Rights Office stopped short of reminding Zakayo that his file at the International Criminal Court is yet to be closed. Next time he goes to Sudan he might just be holed up in Omar al-Bashir's cell enroute to the Hague to explain some things in diagrams. Tears in my eyes.