Kenzie Jenkins

"Money is the anthem of success, so put on mascara, and your party dress."

[AWSTEN KNIGHT @awsten]

HEY EVERYONE IT’S BEEN UNDER WRAPS FOR A WHILE NOW BUT I’M BEYOND EXCITED TO FINALLY TELL YOU THAT I AM VERY BRAVE AND IF YOU EVER UNFOLLOW ME A WOLF WILL EAT UR ASS WHILE YOU’RE SLEEPING, HAPPY HANUKKAH U FUCKIN IDIOT

[Sam Voss @samvoss12]

a ranking of the top 15 best states in the US:

15. you
14. cant
13. rank
12. them
11. because
10. each
9. one
8. is
7. special
6. in
5. its
4. own
3. unique
2. way
1. Colorado

[AWSTEN KNIGHT @awsten]

HERE’S THE DEAL, I KNOW I’M NOT FUNNY BUT THAT DOESN’T GIVE U THE RIGHT TO JUST UNFOLLOW ME

[Ethan Dolan @EthanDolan]

Dming a lot of you guys rn. I wanna talk to u :)

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

Mr Potato Head's potato also serves as his torso. He should be called Mr Potato Head & Torso

[emo sellout @davidlovesit]

Going home to Denver for some family time I’m so pumped

[alecbenjamin @AlecBenjamin]

@Alexishenkel @Kellinquinn Kellin Quinn is my favorite :)

[AWSTEN KNIGHT @awsten]

@HoodieAllen WOW OK MORE LIKE ‘HOODLUM’ ALLEN, U ARE BEING ABSOLUTELY DASTARDLY AND RUINING MY SOCIAL MEDIA EXPERIENCE UGH

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

The news would be 100x better if Trump was only ever referred as America's big clever boy

[AWSTEN KNIGHT @awsten]

GOTH DRAKE

[AWSTEN KNIGHT @awsten]

THERE HAS BEEN A TWEET IN MY DRAFTS FOR OVER A YEAR NOW THAT JUST SAYS “GOTH DRAKE” SO I’M SETTING IT FREE NOW, PLEASE STANDBY.

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

Sorry if my tweet about a spoon offended anybody else. It was reckless of me to tweet about eating utensils without prior warning.

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

Lmao this guy got super triggered by a tweet about a spoon

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

Spoons are just thicc forks

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

Kanye - "THE HUMAN SPIRIT IS BUT A GHOST OF OUR FUTURE REMORSE"
Drive-thru intercom - "do u want food"

[Kenzie Jenkins @kenzie_jenkins]

@epDannyEdge Danny is my favorite bean and no one can tell me otherwise okay

[emo sellout @davidlovesit]

DALLAS SATURDAY IS GONNA BE INSANE 🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/40Mdd1uSz8

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

Date - "I think I'm gonna leave. You don't know the real names of food and it's weird"
[waiter brings over lasagna]
Me - "finally, my meaty rectangle"

[All Time Low @AllTimeLow]

Canada!! Excited to announce that we'll be playing Montebello Rockfest in June! Get all the details here: https://t.co/BEORXOkMoJ

[Kenzie Jenkins @kenzie_jenkins]

Landing in Huston Texas and wishing I could run into @waterparks 😩❤️