Matt

Music nerd.

[Matt @Kerestesy]

@elonmusk This is extremely common in elections. Sliwa is also listed under 2 parties.

[Matt @Kerestesy]

@joeroganhq There's a big difference. The claim with Russia was that they influenced the election primarily through social media, which they have done in every election to some degree. It's interference and it has an impact but it's not the same as the claim that actual votes were changed.

[Matt @Kerestesy]

@andrewcuomo @ZohranKMamdani Buddy, Forbes has your net worth at $10 million and Zohran at $200K. How does that make Zohran the rich guy here? Also, your annual rent is less than 1% of your net worth while Zohran is paying out about 14% of his net worth per year. Worth noting, your rent is about 4X his.

[Matt @Kerestesy]

@andrewcuomo @ZohranKMamdani Are you drunk? You think a person staying in a homeless shelter can afford $2300/month in rent? If you want to get people into housing 1) $2300/month rent isn't getting anyone out of a shelter 2) do something about the vacant properties landlords are keeping off the market.

[Matt @Kerestesy]

@tommychong PSIL not included

[Matt @Kerestesy]

@ATTHelp I did. The fact you rescind the credit if I want to pay off the phone is borderline criminal. You basically bought my old phone for $1K and now you're saying you won't pay me if I give you ALL the money I owe at once. How does that make sense? Why am I still with AT&T?

[Matt @Kerestesy]

.@att is the worst! I trade-in my phone, get a $1K credit towards my new phone. It's applied monthly to my bill. I now want to pay off my phone but I lose the $1K credit if I pay it off in a lump sum. Theres no finance fee so why do I only get the credit if it's monthly? @ATTHelp

[Matt @Kerestesy]

@golfandstonks Lots of ornamental plants are toxic. Yew trees/shrubs do the same thing as the fruit from White Lotus (cardiac interference) and tons of people have them growing in their yards.

[Matt @Kerestesy]

@natammc Lots of ornamental plants are toxic. Yew trees/shrubs do the same thing as the fruit from White Lotus (cardiac interference) and tons of people have them growing in their yards.

[Matt @Kerestesy]

@JJWatt Lots of ornamental plants are toxic. Yew trees/shrubs do the same thing as the fruit from White Lotus (cardiac interference) and tons of people have them growing in their yards.

[Matt @Kerestesy]

@CISG37711 @DukeNBA I agree on the bad calls throughout the game, that’s college ball in general. I disagree on the kick, that wasn’t obvious in real time and that wasn’t a reviewable call.

[Matt @Kerestesy]

@TheLizVariant Lead, tobacco, jello salads

[Matt @Kerestesy]

@USPSHelp can you please stop marking things delivered that haven’t been delivered?

[Matt @Kerestesy]

That little hook is deadly. Fun to watch.

[Cameron Buford @whatsgoodnsport]

This shot by #Ducks big man Nate Bittle makes this a two point game with 49.2 seconds remaining #Zona 80- #Oregon 78

[Matt @Kerestesy]

Dear @Pringles, for the love of Jeebus bring back the bottom ridge so I can click the lid on the bottom of the can. I hate this so much.

[Matt @Kerestesy]

Why is Future playing ball for McNeese?

[Matt @Kerestesy]

@RpsAgainstTrump Psshhh, I was writing HTML for my Geocities page when I was his age… put me in charge of NASA.

[Matt @Kerestesy]

@GadSaad @billburr @elonmusk @neuralink “Legalize comedy!”
-Elon Musk

[Matt @Kerestesy]

@GadSaad @billburr @elonmusk @neuralink I mean, Elon Musk building mind control chips seems like it writes itself. Probably too much of a layup for Burr.