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hate people, love crowds. great personality

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@RapSheet Peace TO.2 🤙🏼

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@JaysRealityBlog Boy byeeeee

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@Andy LOL

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@Nach_YO_Cheese @AmericanAir @BarstoolBigCat time to skull fuck

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@TMZ LOL

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@JackKennedy @JackMac

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@JackKennedy Christmas addition

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@LadyYakkers @BarstoolBigCat @Katiemoneygrabz as a fellow lady talker I respectfully ask you to help this yekkete out

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@BarstoolPhilly @rone @ronedotcom @PatBevPod Spot on. I’m currently in an eagles sweater and a Phillies hat

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@Nach_YO_Cheese I’m behind this take

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@Nach_YO_Cheese This reminds me of your grandpa oddly

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@Devan_Kaney Yeah but they don’t use “to be”.
“The floor needs swept. Those clothes need washed”
I’m fine with our Philly version

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@KayTeeeOh Shit. I’ve always made fun of Pittsburghers for not using “to be”, “needs swept, needs vacuumed”. Now I realize we’re all that same. Illiterate.

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You can leave home, but home never leaves you ❤️

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@BarstoolYak @Katiemoneygrabz Take Kate on a date for her birthday #notalesbian

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@BarstoolYak Happy birthday @Katiemoneygrabz !!! As a fellow Philly girl and lady yaker who just moved to Chicago, I’d love to buy you a beer, a pack of cigs, and talk birds to celebrate!!

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@rone @MookCantSleep !!

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@mackenzielozano QUEEN GO OFF

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@JeffDLowe when will tickets for @TheDozenTrivia tournament go on sale?