Kevin Baum

Professional attorney, amateur idiot. Canada isn't a real country. Free Island Malvinas! 🇦🇷

'The reason they have instructions on soup.' - @BruceB010

[Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013]

@amerine1000 Evergreen

[Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013]

Every year

[David Furones @DavidFurones_]

BetMGM graphic highlights how much Dolphins dead money this season is going out to players no longer on the roster.

[Matt McNally @McNally4Indiana]

Mike Braun, the same Mike Braun who defunded the Dolly Parton library in Indiana.

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@ShaneEthridge I know a lot of people who think that.

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@kevinbaum013 Reflecting Pool repairs have really gone awry.

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@mcrandley I'm open to the possibility. The hard nos are mostly hot places.

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Weather drives a lot of these.

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@cgreathouse Oh there's some of that, but I can't do hot weather.

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@bbylwyr21 Good to know

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@David_Beck_Atty I'm the opposite.

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@mary_dysart Who knows? It'll take decades to undo all the harm.

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@tjgeverd Wouldn't be the first time.

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@tjgeverd They are more rural, which would be my issue. Though I would still do it. I really love Portland Maine, otherwise it would have been a yes as well.

[AWACS_Bandog @BandogAwacs]

Today we mark the loss of Doctor Yevgeniy Petrov, who while acting as Medical Officer of a Soviet Typhoon-Class Submarine, Lead the evacuation of the crew during a Reactor melt-down onboard the Submarine.

It was thanks to his actions that saved over 100 crew.

RIP Tim Curry

[Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013]

@WilliamPitmn939 Yeah, hot weather would kill me. I can deal with the cold. It's the more rural nature that would have me hesitant for somewhere like Montana.

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@OVTweetmarck https://t.co/RGqPrTPNJP

[Happy Captain @EODHappyCaptain]

Rumor has it the Officers on board are already preparing the rank reduction paperwork

[Otto Von Tweetmarck @OVTweetmarck]

Call options on every STD medication provider

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@MarcWatkinsEsq Fuck up the clutch

[Connor Ewing @ConnorMEwing]

Not-so-friendly reminder: "Competitive" is not a satisfactory response for the salary range