Kevin Kelly

This is ponderous, man. Really ponderous. Director of Copywriting @beckettcoll, formerly @Xsolla @Legendary @Activision @RiotGames @G4TV @Joystiq @HensonCompany

[Kevin Kelly @kevinkelly]

@eagameover I’ll take complete horseshit for $1,000, Alex.

[Kevin Kelly @kevinkelly]

@Sad4orreal Fuck this slop.

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@bennyjohnson Good lord, you're an idiot.

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@BoLoudon

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@EricLDaugh This looks so bad.

[Kevin Kelly @kevinkelly]

@bourne_beth2345 @AAGDhillon @YoloCoACE Imagine being triggered by a lanyard.

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@DineshDSouza @POTUS You’re an absolute idiot.

[Kevin Kelly @kevinkelly]

MURICA!

[tern @1goodtern]

You couldn't make this up.
If you plotted this in a movie or TV show it would seem too ridiculous and unsubtle.

[Kevin Kelly @kevinkelly]

@MarioNawfal This bullshit story keeps growing new details every time they tell it.

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@LucasSa56947288 What a moron.

[Kevin Kelly @kevinkelly]

@Wario64 Ahhh, here come all the whiny-ass crybabies bitching about a fucking movie.

[Kevin Kelly @kevinkelly]

@MJMcKean Ferrell! But agreed.

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@nicksortor Congratulations! You’re an idiot.

[Kevin Kelly @kevinkelly]

@honzerk Someone never teached you the word taught.

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@acnewsitics Yes.

[Kevin Kelly @kevinkelly]

@JebraFaushay Zing! You really nailed her with that one! Buy yourself some more lip filler!

[Kevin Kelly @kevinkelly]

@nicksortor You poor, deluded moron.

[Kevin Kelly @kevinkelly]

@nicksortor "I'll take complete horseshit for $800, Alex."

[Kevin Kelly @kevinkelly]

@MustangMan_TX Someone doing their job. Especially when the person being interviewed lies repeatedly.

[Kevin Kelly @kevinkelly]

Who looks more like @AJemaineClement? Englebert Humperdinck or Johnny Mathis?